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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #15 on: 20 March 2009, 23:12:44 »
Beloved second husband of Cheryl Tweedy.......Died a very knackered but very happy man........

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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #16 on: 20 March 2009, 23:31:35 »
He spontaneously combusted in a cloud of hamsters

(it comes from a conversation in work)
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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #17 on: 21 March 2009, 00:09:16 »
""I tried telling  him he WASNT insured"" ;D
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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #18 on: 21 March 2009, 00:10:57 »
Here Lies Brad Pitts better looking Brother..  ;)
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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #19 on: 21 March 2009, 00:17:39 »
more alive now dead :D
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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #20 on: 21 March 2009, 00:40:07 »
Hunter. S. Thompson had it about right:

That is the Curse of Speed which has plagued me all my life. I am a slave to it. On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME."

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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #21 on: 21 March 2009, 01:14:22 »
[size=12]"So what was that all about ?"[/size][/font]
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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #22 on: 21 March 2009, 08:24:12 »
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He was a miserable old tw*t. Glad to see the back of him.

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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #23 on: 21 March 2009, 11:08:50 »
"Do not open until 2050" or "Best before 1980"
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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #24 on: 21 March 2009, 11:45:49 »
Here lies Santa Claus...
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« Reply #25 on: 21 March 2009, 12:21:18 »
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« Reply #27 on: 21 March 2009, 13:20:54 »
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this woman had the right idea
 http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2007/ExpiredParking.htm


That is brilliant! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #28 on: 21 March 2009, 13:22:31 »
I rather fancy:

"You are too late to see me now!"
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Re: What do you want on your headstone.....
« Reply #29 on: 21 March 2009, 13:50:59 »
"Back soon!"
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