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Daft Question Time?
« on: 23 March 2009, 22:07:28 »
Why do we refer to cars as "Her"?
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #1 on: 23 March 2009, 22:08:45 »
Why do we end internet conversations witth "Will see you tomorrow".  When it is actually unlickly that we will ever meet that person.
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #2 on: 23 March 2009, 22:08:54 »
because its something youd like to trade in after so many years probably :D :D
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #3 on: 23 March 2009, 22:09:32 »
think it's sexual.rather get into a her than a him ;)
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« Reply #4 on: 23 March 2009, 22:10:09 »
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think it's sexual.rather get into a her than a him ;)
well put! :)
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #5 on: 23 March 2009, 22:11:11 »
Why do we end conversation with  "Catch you later"  FFS, imagine trying to catch someone even weighing in at just 8 stone in weight. ;D ;D
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #6 on: 23 March 2009, 22:14:00 »

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #7 on: 23 March 2009, 22:14:39 »
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Why do we end internet conversations witth "Will see you tomorrow".  When it is actually unlickly that we will ever meet that person.


We don't, think it is a south Yokshire thing, duck...... ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 23 March 2009, 22:14:58 »
and of course,what came first,the chicken or the egg...
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #9 on: 23 March 2009, 22:15:15 »

What seeds were used for seedless grapes?
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #10 on: 23 March 2009, 22:15:51 »

If we all stopped voting, would the politicians go away?
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« Reply #11 on: 23 March 2009, 22:16:23 »
the hamster drivin my brain is overheating...
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #12 on: 23 March 2009, 22:18:57 »
Why can't you tickle yourself (but others can) ?
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Re: Daft Question Time?
« Reply #13 on: 23 March 2009, 22:20:43 »
Why are there no size "B" batteries ?
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« Reply #14 on: 23 March 2009, 22:21:53 »
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and of course,what came first,the chicken or the egg...


Sorry, but that is easy, it has to be the egg. There can be no argument on that  ;D
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