Sick Note

[TheBoy]

I didn't go into work today either, just couldn't be bothered. Fortunately, I can work from home....

[TheBoy]

I have been off ill today, sore throat and very hot and cold

Skiver...

...did your company believe you?

[Taxi_Driver]

Fortunately, I can work from home....

Ive tried that.....just doesnt seem to work for me    

[Taxi_Driver]

I have been off ill today, sore throat and very hot and cold

Skiver...

...did your company believe you?

You wanna get yourself down the docs Martin.....and get a check up  

[Auto Addict]

Fortunately, I can work from home....

Ive tried that.....just doesnt seem to work for me    

[Martin_1962]

I have been off ill today, sore throat and very hot and cold

Skiver...

...did your company believe you?

You wanna get yourself down the docs Martin.....and get a check up  

I am regularly checked over - it is just a shitty cold

Going to hospital tomorrow for an eye check over as I suffered vision loss a few weeks ago - doctors say migraine, so they still send me to eye department. my eye sight is OK just bad myopia.

I passed a field of vision test just before Christmas

[Timbuk]

What did the desk sargeant say when he saw you " Hi Doug one sugar is it"

Funny thing is, I do actually know him :-?

[Elite Pete]

So how many days off sick is it up to now Timbuk

[Markie]

I take a very dim view of this sort of one day absenteeism. Sickness not only impacts your own bonus payments but also company profitability.  

Oh sorry should have directed that to my staff...no wonder THEY were looking confused when i started briefing them on oil coolers  

[Timbuk]

So how many days off sick is it up to now Timbuk

I couldn't possibly say, but its now Wednesday

[Elite Pete]

You will have to go to the doctor for a proper sick note after today

[Timbuk]

Holiday over, got to go to Stoke tomorrow at 5.30 am, won't be back till 10.00 pm,( forecast heavy snow :-/ ) should be fun in a Transit , quick run down to Coventry on Friday and back again ready to go out as its my Birthday w/end ;)Sat going out as its my Birthday w/end , Sunday it is my Birthday 8-).  and somehow inbetween i'm supposed to be picking up some parts for the Meega and i still haven't got that frikkin front door yet.Full program of work next week and possibly France at the W/end

[Elite Pete]

You greedy sod after having half week off on the pat and mick you are not happy with a birthDAY like the rest of use you need a birthweekend

Have a good one mate in sure you deserve it

[Timbuk]

You greedy sod after having half week off on the pat and mick you are not happy with a birthDAY like the rest of use you need a birthweekend

Have a good one mate in sure you deserve it

I can't help it if my Birthday is on Sunday and the Weekend starts on Friday

[Elite Pete]

I missed mine this year because it was on a Sunday as I was flying out to the Western Isles and had to pick a hire car up at Stornoway airport so couldn't even have one on the plane