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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #15 on: 16 May 2009, 21:20:11 »

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I think that's quite nice. It must go very fast, it has a go-faster thingy at the back :y


That's the "push here" attachment for better performance  ::)

It's so you can push it home like a shopping trolley when it breaks down :D

With a heated rear window to keep your hands warm while you push.

(The old ones are the best  ;))

That's a Lada................ ::) ::) ::) :D :D
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #16 on: 16 May 2009, 21:22:19 »

That reminds me of the Simca 1000 c1977, had one as a company car for a while, worked for a Chrysler Dealer............... :-[ :-[ :-[
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #17 on: 16 May 2009, 21:26:26 »

I had a drive in the UK version of that piece of s**t yesterday. Picked up a Chevrolet (Daewoo) Matiz at Luton Airport at 8 am and had to drive to Oxford via M1, M25 and M40 in torrential rain in the rush hour. I wouldn't say I was s**tting myself but my sphincter was knitting socks!

The Anglia I bought back in 79 was better than that!
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #18 on: 17 May 2009, 00:51:42 »

i saw an estate version of this on telly a while back,,,,,,being driven by postman pat :D
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #19 on: 17 May 2009, 09:26:57 »

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I think that's quite nice. It must go very fast, it has a go-faster thingy at the back :y

only when you give a kick ;D

seriously very visible that "cubic" thingy is out of a primitive production line :-/
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #20 on: 17 May 2009, 11:23:49 »

I think you should be a little kinder, it's aerial looks like a migs and it could not get worse reception of radio 5 on am :) :)
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #21 on: 17 May 2009, 22:22:43 »

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That should only ever be driven off a cliff, preferably a high one. That thing is a disgrace to the human race. Drivin that is like drowning in sewage
Now I'll have to format my laptop and possibly burn it.

Fantastic line that - I'm still laughing at it; and that lame excuse of a car!  ;D ;D ;D  :D :D :D

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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #22 on: 17 May 2009, 22:24:58 »

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Like a Nissan Cube?  :-?  :y  :y  :y
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #23 on: 17 May 2009, 22:29:31 »

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Like a Nissan Cube?  :-?  :y  :y  :y

I quite like that.............. :-[ :-[
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #24 on: 17 May 2009, 22:30:11 »

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Like a Nissan Cube?  :-?  :y  :y  :y

Postman pat :D :D :D
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #25 on: 17 May 2009, 22:30:56 »

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I quite like that.............. :-[ :-[

Go & stand & face the corner till you've realised the error of your ways!!!  ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #26 on: 17 May 2009, 22:32:53 »

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I quite like that.............. :-[ :-[

Go & stand & face the corner till you've realised the error of your ways!!!  ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)

Sorry................ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #27 on: 17 May 2009, 22:33:50 »

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I quite like that.............. :-[ :-[

Go & stand & face the corner till you've realised the error of your ways!!!  ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)


Write "I must not drive the cube" 300 times :D
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #28 on: 17 May 2009, 22:41:18 »

Do you think that this may be the reason why I like the Fiat Panda, and the deal offered on the TV, for swmbo, who was less than impressed at the thought of trading in an old Mitsubishi for a new, economical and reliable new car.  I will never understand women...... ::) ::) ::)
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Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
« Reply #29 on: 17 May 2009, 23:46:25 »

surely must be hard getting the splatted flies off the back window .and now you no why it has the two brown paper bags  with eye holes on the front seats ;D
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