cops downunder

[Markjay]

A person was interviewed at the Australian Embassy for a Visa.
Consul: What is your name?
Applicant: (gives his name)
Consul: Sex?
Applicant: Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Applicant: both male and female and sometimes even sheep
Consul: Holy cow!
Applicant: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man... aren't the dogs hostile?
Applicant: Dog style, horse style, any style
Consul: Oh dear...
Applicant: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!  

That's awful

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