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Re: What a W@nker
« Reply #15 on: 24 June 2009, 19:28:05 »

Owning a BMW sometimes more pricey than you can guess.. :-/

Here is the equation of the game :

Crowded road + fast expensive car in front + slow and cheap big van behind with a young jealous driver wanting a road revenge with playing your nerves..  >:(

I'm afraid thats a trap for you where you cant win..

unless the road become empty or you take very high risks..

So take it easy and dont play their game .. :y
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« Reply #16 on: 24 June 2009, 19:29:29 »

i also find these people have their uses. Esp. if you need a new exhaust and or rear bumper. :-)
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« Reply #17 on: 24 June 2009, 19:31:43 »

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Owning a BMW sometimes more pricey than you can guess.. :-/

Here is the equation of the game :

Crowded road + fast expensive car in front + slow and cheap big van behind with a young jealous driver wanting a road revenge with playing your nerves..  >:(

I'm afraid thats a trap for you where you cant win..

unless the road become empty or you take very high risks..

So take it easy and dont play their game .. :y
Thats a very valid point mate and my temper was getting the better of me, thing is I couldn't go nowhere and even if I could've the roundabout was about 400 yards away so had to slow anyway it's just the way he kept mouthing and to Chrisgixer should've thought of that really  ;D He probably wasn't insured though  :-/
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« Reply #18 on: 24 June 2009, 19:32:28 »

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he called my BM shit
Well I guess thats one thing he got right  :P
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« Reply #19 on: 24 June 2009, 19:35:06 »

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he called my BM shit
Well I guess thats one thing he got right  :P

I'm gonna have to liquidate our friendship TB  ;) ;)
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« Reply #20 on: 24 June 2009, 19:37:26 »

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he called my BM shit
Well I guess thats one thing he got right  :P

I'm gonna have to liquidate our friendship TB  ;) ;)
We already had as soon as you posted you had a BMW ;D.

I come from a family of BMW owners, as you've probably gathered, not a huge fan ::)
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« Reply #21 on: 24 June 2009, 19:40:06 »

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he called my BM shit
Well I guess thats one thing he got right  :P

I'm gonna have to liquidate our friendship TB  ;) ;)
We already had as soon as you posted you had a BMW ;D.

I come from a family of BMW owners, as you've probably gathered, not a huge fan ::)


Never...  :y :y
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« Reply #22 on: 24 June 2009, 19:51:14 »

I think all of us have experienced something similiar at some point - or at the very least we have witnessed some very arrogant drivers,  I used to be the world's worst at reacting to such drivers until I read in my local paper about a boy racer that had cut up a middle aged guy in another car, they then had a bit of a race through traffic then they got onto the motorway - somehow they ended up on the hard shoulder where the middle aged guy punched the younger lad and sadly killed him with that punch ......... he is now in Prison, a life lost and a life ruined - all completely avoidable and I try to think of that scenario when I have the idiot behind me travelling too close or undertaking me on the motorway - I bet that middle aged guy regrets his actions in every waking moment............

Look at today's incident as a lucky thing he didn't stop!

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« Reply #23 on: 24 June 2009, 19:53:21 »

Yes Del, I have a habit of attracting BMW nutters to have a dig at me; it was a female (stupid cow!) driver the other day!! ::) ::) ::)

So I am awaiting our dual on Brookfield or the A28! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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« Reply #24 on: 24 June 2009, 19:55:33 »

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Yes Del, I have a habit of attracting BMW nutters to have a dig at me; it was a female (stupid cow!) driver the other day!! ::) ::) ::)

So I am awaiting our dual on Brookfield or the A28! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
I'll be there  ;D
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« Reply #25 on: 24 June 2009, 20:08:57 »

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And what do you mean if I had been really pissed off I would've said nothing how did you work that one out?
It's what I said basically, If you were really incensed to the point where you wanted to "lets f**king sort this out you tosser"...you wouldn't have been talking about it....you would have got out and just sorted it.
On a main road with a load of traffic thats just the place I agree!
So why even get irate in the first place if you knew you weren't going to see it through?

Like Cem said, don't worry about it.

Thing is, you had already won the perceived "dispute"....you just didn't realise it.

Twonky Nuts drives like a schmuck, cuts people up, causes unnecessary danger, etc, etc...all because he's after shaving a minute off his journey.

You then catch him up at the lights.

Twonky Nuts sees you, and right at this point in time he is thinking "I've driven like a bit of a dick to get in front of this lot, and now they are right beside me"

Now Twonky Nuts is already half way to a downer about himself, and you could have crucified him by simply looking over, giving a very slight smile of self satisfaction, very slight nod of the head at the same time, and then casually looking away (keep one eye on him slightly though).

At this point, Twonky Nuts will be in complete emotional turmoil, which will produce one of two possible situations....

1. Twonky does his best to avoid contact with you.

2. Twonky flips out, and goes right on one.


Either way, you have done him without raising a finger  ;)
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Re: What a W@nker
« Reply #26 on: 24 June 2009, 20:10:56 »

even in spain i noticed the bmw arses assumed the fast lane was exclusively for them, bad move on their part, I was in a hire car ;)

Also in spain, a dozy bmw bint drove into our car...  ...they do attract a certain type of driver ;D


As to biting, as I've got older, I tend to be more relaxed, and try not to react to others bad driving. Can't deny i do occasionally take the bait though ::)
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And what do you mean if I had been really pissed off I would've said nothing how did you work that one out?
It's what I said basically, If you were really incensed to the point where you wanted to "lets f**king sort this out you tosser"...you wouldn't have been talking about it....you would have got out and just sorted it.
On a main road with a load of traffic thats just the place I agree!
So why even get irate in the first place if you knew you weren't going to see it through?

Like Cem said, don't worry about it.

Thing is, you had already won the perceived "dispute"....you just didn't realise it.

Twonky Nuts drives like a schmuck, cuts people up, causes unnecessary danger, etc, etc...all because he's after shaving a minute off his journey.

You then catch him up at the lights.

Twonky Nuts sees you, and right at this point in time he is thinking "I've driven like a bit of a dick to get in front of this lot, and now they are right beside me"

Now Twonky Nuts is already half way to a downer about himself, and you could have crucified him by simply looking over, giving a very slight smile of self satisfaction, very slight nod of the head at the same time, and then casually looking away (keep one eye on him slightly though).

At this point, Twonky Nuts will be in complete emotional turmoil, which will produce one of two possible situations....

1. Twonky does his best to avoid contact with you.

2. Twonky flips out, and goes right on one.


Either way, you have done him without raising a finger  ;)
Yeah it's a fair point, but like I said, I said to him car park down the road come in there. TB how have you mellowed? I've got much worse since i've got older  :-X
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« Reply #28 on: 24 June 2009, 20:24:18 »

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TB how have you mellowed? I've got much worse since i've got older  :-X
dunno, maybe realised there is more in life to get upset over?  maybe due to a new outlook in life I conciously took.  Very few things get me annoyed now, though occasionally/rarely the smallest thing can set me off  :-[

my dear old grandma, rip, was right all along, things are always better after a nice cup of tea :y
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TB how have you mellowed? I've got much worse since i've got older  :-X
dunno, maybe realised there is more in life to get upset over?  maybe due to a new outlook in life I conciously took.  Very few things get me annoyed now, though occasionally/rarely the smallest thing can set me off  :-[

my dear old grandma, rip, was right all along, things are always better after a nice cup of tea :y
Thats one hell of a true statement  :y
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