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[STMO999]

Sorry we started this now. I'm getting quite horny.

oh dear 

i woke up this moring and got a portion from the hubby

Marie!!!  Some folk just bring the level down dont they

[maria]

one this morninI've been off the fags for 18 months now,but could kill for g.

[/highlight]So dont give in as your doing well then

[Marie]

Sorry we started this now. I'm getting quite horny.

oh dear 

i woke up this moring and got a portion from the hubby

Marie!!!  Some folk just bring the level down dont they

sorry you started it with stating you were horny

just thought i would let you know how i woke up this mornin!!!!! its the nicest way i have been woken in a while, last time i got woke cos my son had wet the bed!!

[Marks DTM Calib]

Lol, you make it sound like a 'special event' 

I read the thread title and saw 'Woke up this morning.....' and saw it was from STMO123 and thought, well, at his age, every day is a bonus 

[bob.dent]

Lol, you make it sound like a 'special event' 

I read the thread title and saw 'Woke up this morning.....' and saw it was from STMO123 and thought, well, at his age, every day is a bonus 

 [smiley=evil.gif]
Shame on you Mark, dissing an old man like Steve!

[Darth Loo-knee]

Seems like I am the Forum Bike 

[STMO999]

Seems like I am the Forum Bike 

Yes. But dont try getting into my skiddy Y-fronts young man.

[Darth Loo-knee]

Seems like I am the Forum Bike 

Yes. But dont try getting into my skiddy Y-fronts young man.

I have always been "Gifted" in the way that both sex's have taken shines to me, I am the full package literally... no little portions like Marie mentioned earlier.....so there ain't no such luck that I may try to get into your skiddy y fronts but more to the point that you will want to get into mine

[albitz]

........dying for a fag. Haven't had one for nearly ten months and I thought I was over the worst. I wont have one but it shows how long it takes to forget about them.

Been on the nicotene gum for the whole time so I'll have to think about packing that in....maybe........sometime

I'll send Daz up

Everyone sends Daz up


Oh, I see, you mean send Daz up. Haven't you filled him up yet?

Many times

Beggars cant be choosers, I suppose. I cant get out so tell him to bring some axle grease.

Any port in a storm
You won't need any lube, he's like a paper hangers bucket ;D

[/highlight] :ofancy saying something like that about a mate.

[STMO999]

Seems like I am the Forum Bike 

Yes. But dont try getting into my skiddy Y-fronts young man.

I have always been "Gifted" in the way that both sex's have taken shines to me, I am the full package literally... no little portions like Marie mentioned earlier.....so there ain't no such luck that I may try to get into your skiddy y fronts but more to the point that you will want to get into mine

Your eye will be a shiner if you try to molest me shagnasty.

[sidewaysmv6]

Sorry we started this now. I'm getting quite horny.

oh dear 

i woke up this moring and got a portion from the hubby

niiiiice

[Dishevelled Den]

Seems like I am the Forum Bike 

Yes. But dont try getting into my skiddy Y-fronts young man.

I have always been "Gifted" in the way that both sex's have taken shines to me, I am the full package literally... no little portions like Marie mentioned earlier.....so there ain't no such luck that I may try to get into your skiddy y fronts but more to the point that you will want to get into mine

...this says it all

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vYycKmaoQk[/media]

[STMO999]

........dying for a fag. Haven't had one for nearly ten months and I thought I was over the worst. I wont have one but it shows how long it takes to forget about them.

Been on the nicotene gum for the whole time so I'll have to think about packing that in....maybe........sometime

I'll send Daz up

Everyone sends Daz up


Oh, I see, you mean send Daz up. Haven't you filled him up yet?

Many times

Beggars cant be choosers, I suppose. I cant get out so tell him to bring some axle grease.

Any port in a storm
You won't need any lube, he's like a paper hangers bucket ;D

:ofancy saying something like that about a mate.

A VERY close mate at that

[Darth Loo-knee]

Seems like I am the Forum Bike 

Yes. But dont try getting into my skiddy Y-fronts young man.

I have always been "Gifted" in the way that both sex's have taken shines to me, I am the full package literally... no little portions like Marie mentioned earlier.....so there ain't no such luck that I may try to get into your skiddy y fronts but more to the point that you will want to get into mine

Your eye will be a shiner if you try to molest me shagnasty.

Rather a deluded fellow, remind me of Countess Dundee with your Stories...
Funny how you all play the hard to get when on the forum... but why?
Do you have a little en?

[Darth Loo-knee]

........dying for a fag. Haven't had one for nearly ten months and I thought I was over the worst. I wont have one but it shows how long it takes to forget about them.

Been on the nicotene gum for the whole time so I'll have to think about packing that in....maybe........sometime

I'll send Daz up

Everyone sends Daz up


Oh, I see, you mean send Daz up. Haven't you filled him up yet?

Many times

Beggars cant be choosers, I suppose. I cant get out so tell him to bring some axle grease.

Any port in a storm
You won't need any lube, he's like a paper hangers bucket ;D

:ofancy saying something like that about a mate.

A VERY close mate at that

Not that close his belly gets in the way