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Darth Loo-knee

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Mrs.Loo-knee
« on: 01 March 2007, 17:46:49 »

Mrs.Loo-knee's Rangey needs some attention (won't start, I know Mark what you said about them ;D) so she has been driving my new baby the last few days :(

Now she text me last night at work with an idea she had come up with :o

"Lets sell the Rangey as with you now being on nights we don't need two cars, then you could get a towbar on the back of our Omega to tow the caravan".

Great idea!!!!

But I don't want a towbar on ::)  and i don't want you drivin my Meega "I thought" not brave enough to tell her come on!!!!!

So any good ideas on how I keep Mrs. Loo-knee out of my Baby and back into her Rangey??????

Please Help

Loo-knee :-[ :y

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Re: Mrs.Loo-knee
« Reply #1 on: 01 March 2007, 17:50:56 »

Thats an easy one...........sell the Rangey and buy another Omega!! ;) ;D
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Re: Mrs.Loo-knee
« Reply #2 on: 01 March 2007, 18:15:17 »

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Mrs.Loo-knee's Rangey needs some attention (won't start, I know Mark what you said about them ;D) so she has been driving my new baby the last few days :(

Now she text me last night at work with an idea she had come up with :o

"Lets sell the Rangey as with you now being on nights we don't need two cars, then you could get a towbar on the back of our Omega to tow the caravan".

Great idea!!!!

But I don't want a towbar on ::)  and i don't want you drivin my Meega "I thought" not brave enough to tell her come on!!!!!

So any good ideas on how I keep Mrs. Loo-knee out of my Baby and back into her Rangey??????

Please Help

Loo-knee :-[ :y

Someone tell Mrs Loo-knee that V6 Omegas are VERY good tow cars ;D
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Re: Mrs.Loo-knee
« Reply #3 on: 01 March 2007, 18:20:22 »

What you need is an easily repaired break down on a very wet and windy night when the wife is driving ::). If you do it on a night you are off tell her to lock herself in the car and then take your time getting to her ;)

One thing though dont tell her it was my idea :o
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Re: Mrs.Loo-knee
« Reply #4 on: 01 March 2007, 18:25:45 »

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Thats an easy one...........sell the Rangey and buy another Omega!! ;) ;D


Sell the wife is even easier :D
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Re: Mrs.Loo-knee
« Reply #5 on: 01 March 2007, 18:37:48 »

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Thats an easy one...........sell the Rangey and buy another Omega!! ;) ;D


Sell the wife is even easier :D

You sure? cant usually give them away let alone sell them!!
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« Reply #6 on: 01 March 2007, 18:41:48 »

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Thats an easy one...........sell the Rangey and buy another Omega!! ;) ;D


Sell the wife is even easier :D

You sure? cant usually give them away let alone sell them!!
Last one I git rid of I cost me half my house and a massive solicitors bill :'(
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« Reply #7 on: 01 March 2007, 18:52:52 »

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Thats an easy one...........sell the Rangey and buy another Omega!! ;) ;D


Sell the wife is even easier :D

You sure? cant usually give them away let alone sell them!!
Last one I git rid of I cost me half my house and a massive solicitors bill :'(

Selling my Wife isn't an option sorry lads can't afford :D,
she didn't moan a bit when i was at the Cambelt Party all day and night ;D
Did think about getting another Omega though...... ;)
Think i may have to give way and get and get a towbar that comes off :(

Mrs. Loo-knee says after getting back from shopping today "she goes well 80 no probs" ::)

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Re: Mrs.Loo-knee
« Reply #8 on: 01 March 2007, 18:55:21 »

Fix the rangey ?  ;) ;)
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Re: Mrs.Loo-knee
« Reply #9 on: 01 March 2007, 19:07:55 »

Hang on, 'tow the caravan'?

You should both be shot.
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Re: Mrs.Loo-knee
« Reply #10 on: 01 March 2007, 19:11:34 »

burn the caravan... suggests Jamie  ;D
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Re: Mrs.Loo-knee
« Reply #11 on: 01 March 2007, 20:49:40 »

I love my knee basher, when stupid Cav GSI drivers rear end you at a roundabout it completely obliterates the front grille and bursts the radiator too  ;D  Damage to your car - slight scratch  ;)
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Re: Mrs.Loo-knee
« Reply #12 on: 01 March 2007, 20:56:08 »

Sell the caravan and buy a trailer for the meega, and a tent, that way when u go on hols you can take the meega along and save on petrol...or better still get rid of the rangey and use that as an excuse to get a facelift elite, and give her your meega. :y
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Re: Mrs.Loo-knee
« Reply #13 on: 01 March 2007, 21:02:19 »

Tell her the caravan is too heavy to tow behind the Omega.  Although the engine wont have any problems you can only have 85% ratio.  So she needs to keep the heavy Rangey or sell the caravan too - eliminating the need for your MV6.  It's a lie but what the hell  :y  With the caravan gone and the Rangey gone offer her a 1.0 Corsa 12v as a cheap replacement, if running costs are an issue to her ;)
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« Reply #14 on: 01 March 2007, 21:18:09 »

I think you can legally go to 100% which is about 1.8 ton
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