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Re: Waxing.....just for the girls
« Reply #15 on: 16 September 2009, 12:34:20 »
I have found that a  good quality depilatory cream works best - especially in those hard to reach 'personal' places ::) ::) Mmmm sooo smooth :-* :-* ;D :y
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« Reply #16 on: 16 September 2009, 12:49:11 »
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OUCH  :-[ !!!! Thank God I'm male !  :y

Should still be neatly waxed/trimmed though!!! ;) ;D ;D ;D
Missus shaved all mine off last week,and its itching like mad now. :D ;D
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« Reply #17 on: 16 September 2009, 13:14:13 »
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OUCH  :-[ !!!! Thank God I'm male !  :y

Should still be neatly waxed/trimmed though!!! ;) ;D ;D ;D
Missus shaved all mine off last week,and its itching like mad now. :D ;D

Shave it back off then, problem solved!!! ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 16 September 2009, 13:22:39 »
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I have found that a  good quality depilatory cream works best - especially in those hard to reach 'personal' places ::) ::) Mmmm sooo smooth :-* :-* ;D :y

So thats what you're doing when you go quiet!!!!!!! ;) ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #19 on: 16 September 2009, 13:38:19 »
 ;D ;D I wish - have been sick on and off for about 6 weeks with a UTI that I can't get lifted - due to the old IOD.

Thought I had it under control but was hit again on Monday - knocked me on my ass for two days but the latest round of drugs seems to be starting to work - touch wood.

In better times however there's no nicer way to spend an hour or two than gettin' all smoothed up - if you know what I mean ;D ;D ;D :o :y
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« Reply #20 on: 16 September 2009, 13:50:11 »
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;D ;D I wish - have been sick on and off for about 6 weeks with a UTI that I can't get lifted - due to the old IOD.

Thought I had it under control but was hit again on Monday - knocked me on my ass for two days but the latest round of drugs seems to be starting to work - touch wood.

In better times however there's no nicer way to spend an hour or two than gettin' all smoothed up - if you know what I mean ;D ;D ;D :o :y

Oh no poor you! UTIs are awful, hope this lot of meds sees it off for you! Feet up and lots of cranberry juice for you me thinks! :y

Get well soon! :-*
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« Reply #21 on: 16 September 2009, 13:52:22 »
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;D ;D I wish - have been sick on and off for about 6 weeks with a UTI that I can't get lifted - due to the old IOD.

Thought I had it under control but was hit again on Monday - knocked me on my ass for two days but the latest round of drugs seems to be starting to work - touch wood.

In better times however there's no nicer way to spend an hour or two than gettin' all smoothed up - if you know what I mean ;D ;D ;D :o :y

Oh no poor you! UTIs are awful, hope this lot of meds sees it off for you! Feet up and lots of cranberry juice for you me thinks! :y

Get well soon! :-*



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« Reply #22 on: 16 September 2009, 14:19:02 »
My wife is always threatening to remove all the hair off my back, I have the worlds hairiest back ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 16 September 2009, 17:17:00 »
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OUCH  :-[ !!!! Thank God I'm male !  :y

Should still be neatly waxed/trimmed though!!! ;) ;D ;D ;D
What's with the half job?

Go for full on and you get a much better sense of penetration when your hitting the cervix on the instroke.

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« Reply #24 on: 16 September 2009, 17:22:16 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

What an image  ;D ;D

 :o :o :o You mean you weren't watching James? ::)
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« Reply #25 on: 16 September 2009, 18:56:26 »
LJAY,  that was the funniest thing i have read in ages, thank you so much for that, i have a mental image that wil last for some time.
Your freind was prob folded up in laughter just as i was, and will be something to giggle over for some time yet.
I had tears in my eyes reading that.

You should automatically be made an admin for that.  :y
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« Reply #26 on: 16 September 2009, 19:03:26 »
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LJAY,  that was the funniest thing i have read in ages, thank you so much for that, i have a mental image that wil last for some time.
Your freind was prob folded up in laughter just as i was, and will be something to giggle over for some time yet.
I had tears in my eyes reading that.

You should automatically be made an admin for that.  :y


I entirely agree!! :y :y :y  Funniest thing I have read for years! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :y 

I reckon she should be made a hairmin!! :D :D :D ;) ;)
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« Reply #27 on: 16 September 2009, 19:52:24 »
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LJAY,  that was the funniest thing i have read in ages, thank you so much for that, i have a mental image that wil last for some time.
Your freind was prob folded up in laughter just as i was, and will be something to giggle over for some time yet.
I had tears in my eyes reading that.

You should automatically be made an admin for that.  :y


I entirely agree!! :y :y :y  Funniest thing I have read for years! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :y 

I reckon she should be made a hairmin!! :D :D :D ;) ;)

Something amiss with your keyboard Lizzie ?? There seems to be a couple of letters missing !!  ::)
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« Reply #28 on: 16 September 2009, 19:53:58 »
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LJAY,  that was the funniest thing i have read in ages, thank you so much for that, i have a mental image that wil last for some time.
Your freind was prob folded up in laughter just as i was, and will be something to giggle over for some time yet.
I had tears in my eyes reading that.

You should automatically be made an admin for that.  :y


I entirely agree!! :y :y :y  Funniest thing I have read for years! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y :y 

I reckon she should be made a hairmin!! :D :D :D ;) ;)

Something amiss with your keyboard Lizzie ?? There seems to be a couple of letters missing !!  ::)



...ge e I wonder what you could mean HC ::) ::) ;D
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Re: Waxing.....just for the girls
« Reply #29 on: 16 September 2009, 20:43:03 »
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LJAY,  that was the funniest thing i have read in ages, thank you so much for that, i have a mental image that wil last for some time.
Your freind was prob folded up in laughter just as i was, and will be something to giggle over for some time yet.
I had tears in my eyes reading that.

You should automatically be made an admin for that.  :y

You had tears in YOUR eyes!!!! ::) ::) ::)


thanks but certainly not admin material! (however you're spelling it) ;D ;D ;D
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