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Not All Seniors Are Senile...
« on: 07 October 2009, 00:03:31 »


An elderly, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side.


He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

The jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000," he said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said...

On Monday morning, the jeweller phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend!"  ;) ;) ;)



 
 
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Re: Not All Seniors Are Senile...
« Reply #1 on: 07 October 2009, 00:19:11 »

Now that I like.......... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Not All Seniors Are Senile...
« Reply #2 on: 07 October 2009, 00:22:17 »

 ;D ;D 8-) quality  8-) ;D ;D
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Re: Not All Seniors Are Senile...
« Reply #3 on: 07 October 2009, 00:52:05 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Just brilliant mate  :y
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Re: Not All Seniors Are Senile...
« Reply #4 on: 07 October 2009, 09:06:28 »

Spot on, will have to remember that one for when I get older.   ::)
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Re: Not All Seniors Are Senile...
« Reply #5 on: 07 October 2009, 18:34:21 »

I've done that, well, thought about it anyway  :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :y
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Re: Not All Seniors Are Senile...
« Reply #6 on: 07 October 2009, 19:51:27 »

Spot on mate :y :y :y
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Re: Not All Seniors Are Senile...
« Reply #7 on: 07 October 2009, 19:52:42 »

Excellent!!! ;D ;D :y
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Re: Not All Seniors Are Senile...
« Reply #8 on: 07 October 2009, 20:57:19 »

Excellent one  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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