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two tough questions
« on: 05 November 2009, 12:07:19 »

Question   1: 
  If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who
 had 8 kids already, three  Who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally  retarded, and she had  Syphilis, would you
recommend that she have an  abortion?
  Read the next question before looking at the  response for this one.

   Question 2:
 It is time to elect a new world leader, and only  your vote counts.  Here are the facts about the three candidates.
 
 
 
 
  Candidate A:
 Associates with crooked politicians, and  consults with astrologists.  He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes  and drinks 8 to 10  Martinis a day.
 
 
 Candidate B
  He was kicked out of office
 twice, sleeps until  noon, used opium in
 College and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
 
 

 Candidate C:
 He is a decorated war hero.He's a vegetarian,  doesn't smoke, drinks An occasional beer and never committed  adultery.



 Which  of these candidates would be your choice?
 Decide  first... No peeking, and
then scroll down for  the response. 








 Candidate A is Frank d Roosevelt.
 
 Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

 Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.   



And,  by the way, on your answe to the abortion question:
 If you said YES, you just killed







 Beethoven.
 Pretty  interesting isn't it?
 Makes a person think before judging  someone
 Remember
 Amateurs ... Built the ark.

 Professionals ... Built the Titanic
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Re: two tough questions
« Reply #1 on: 05 November 2009, 13:17:08 »

 :-?

interesting :y
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Re: two tough questions
« Reply #2 on: 05 November 2009, 14:00:03 »

Splendid post Manta  :y
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Re: two tough questions
« Reply #3 on: 05 November 2009, 14:15:31 »

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing  ;)
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Re: two tough questions
« Reply #4 on: 05 November 2009, 14:18:11 »

Very good. :)
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Re: two tough questions
« Reply #5 on: 05 November 2009, 17:19:27 »

Brilliant post mate

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Re: two tough questions
« Reply #6 on: 05 November 2009, 19:33:28 »

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Question   1: 
  If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who
 had 8 kids already, three  Who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally  retarded, and she had  Syphilis, would you
recommend that she have an  abortion?
  Read the next question before looking at the  response for this one.

   Question 2:
 It is time to elect a new world leader, and only  your vote counts.  Here are the facts about the three candidates.
 
 
 
 
  Candidate A:
 Associates with crooked politicians, and  consults with astrologists.  He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes  and drinks 8 to 10  Martinis a day.
 
 
 Candidate B
  He was kicked out of office
 twice, sleeps until  noon, used opium in
 College and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
 
 

 Candidate C:
 He is a decorated war hero.He's a vegetarian,  doesn't smoke, drinks An occasional beer and never committed  adultery.



 Which  of these candidates would be your choice?
 Decide  first... No peeking, and
then scroll down for  the response. 








 Candidate A is Frank d Roosevelt.
 
 Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

 Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.   



And,  by the way, on your answe to the abortion question:
 If you said YES, you just killed







 Beethoven.
 Pretty  interesting isn't it?
 Makes a person think before judging  someone
 Remember
 Amateurs ... Built the ark.

 Professionals ... Built the Titanic

Beethoven was the eldest,strictly the second but elder sibling died in infancy not the youngest, there is no evidence either parent had syphilis but his mother died later from tuberculosis, no evidence any of the three who survived infancy were born deaf, mentally retarded.

Hitler only married hours before he committed suicide along with his bride eva braun,pretty hard to commit adultery in a bunker under bombed out berlin.
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Re: two tough questions
« Reply #7 on: 05 November 2009, 21:00:23 »

An excellent post mantagte, and I have to admit to picking the obvious and Adolf would now be World Fuehrer and we'd all be listening to Wagner. Sorry :-[
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Re: two tough questions
« Reply #8 on: 05 November 2009, 21:14:36 »

I knew B was Winston, A not sure but Astrologist = whacky
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Re: two tough questions
« Reply #9 on: 05 November 2009, 21:29:55 »

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Question   1: 
  If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who
 had 8 kids already, three  Who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally  retarded, and she had  Syphilis, would you
recommend that she have an  abortion?
  Read the next question before looking at the  response for this one.

   Question 2:
 It is time to elect a new world leader, and only  your vote counts.  Here are the facts about the three candidates.
 
 
 
 
  Candidate A:
 Associates with crooked politicians, and  consults with astrologists.  He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes  and drinks 8 to 10  Martinis a day.
 
 
 Candidate B
  He was kicked out of office
 twice, sleeps until  noon, used opium in
 College and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
 
 

 Candidate C:
 He is a decorated war hero.He's a vegetarian,  doesn't smoke, drinks An occasional beer and never committed  adultery.



 Which  of these candidates would be your choice?
 Decide  first... No peeking, and
then scroll down for  the response. 








 Candidate A is Frank d Roosevelt.
 
 Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

 Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.   



And,  by the way, on your answe to the abortion question:
 If you said YES, you just killed







 Beethoven.
 Pretty  interesting isn't it?
 Makes a person think before judging  someone
 Remember
 Amateurs ... Built the ark.

 Professionals ... Built the Titanic

Arn't our current governments very anti smoking, beer and meat :-X See the similarities :-X
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Re: two tough questions
« Reply #10 on: 05 November 2009, 21:33:16 »

Only for us, not for them.
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Re: two tough questions
« Reply #11 on: 05 November 2009, 21:38:57 »

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Question   1: 
  If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who
 had 8 kids already, three  Who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally  retarded, and she had  Syphilis, would you
recommend that she have an  abortion?
  Read the next question before looking at the  response for this one.

   Question 2:
 It is time to elect a new world leader, and only  your vote counts.  Here are the facts about the three candidates.
 
 
 
 
  Candidate A:
 Associates with crooked politicians, and  consults with astrologists.  He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes  and drinks 8 to 10  Martinis a day.
 
 
 Candidate B
  He was kicked out of office
 twice, sleeps until  noon, used opium in
 College and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
 
 

 Candidate C:
 He is a decorated war hero.He's a vegetarian,  doesn't smoke, drinks An occasional beer and never committed  adultery.



 Which  of these candidates would be your choice?
 Decide  first... No peeking, and
then scroll down for  the response. 








 Candidate A is Frank d Roosevelt.
 
 Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

 Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.   



And,  by the way, on your answe to the abortion question:
 If you said YES, you just killed







 Beethoven.
 Pretty  interesting isn't it?
 Makes a person think before judging  someone
 Remember
 Amateurs ... Built the ark.

 Professionals ... Built the Titanic

And some rich steel magnet used cheap steel for the Rivets which burst and caused the ship to sink.... :( :( :(
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Re: two tough questions
« Reply #12 on: 06 November 2009, 07:27:10 »

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An excellent post mantagte, and I have to admit to picking the obvious and Adolf would now be World Fuehrer and we'd all be listening to Wagner. Sorry :-[

....and you'd be treated to hearing some of the most romantic finely written music that the world has heard 8-) :y :y

Political and racial issues aside of course. ;)


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