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[Mr Skrunts]

Some Psychology

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

[Mr Skrunts]

Classic Wedding Jokes from best man speeches

   1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
   2. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
   3. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
   4. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
   5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
   6. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
   7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
   8. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
   9. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't .
  10. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
  11. A woman has the last word in any argument.
  12. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  13. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

[Mr Skrunts]

Facts about marriage proposals

When asked if there was anything they would have changed about one of the most romantic moments of their lives, several women said a 'bigger diamond!'

    * 54% of men still get down on one knee
    * 44% of men ask their partner's father for permission to marry
    * 57% of men cry when she said yes
    * 65% of women say he could have put more effort and preparation into the proposal
    * 25% of couples wait longer than five years before taking their relationship that step further
    * 23% of women have been proposed to more than once

[sexydaz]

Who is there?

Three older ladies were discussing the problems of getting older. One said, 'Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich' .

The second lady chimed in, 'Yes, sometimes I find myself standing on the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.'

The third one responded, 'Well, I am glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood, 'as she rapped her knuckles on the table. She looked up and said, 'That must be the door, I'll get it!'

[Mr Skrunts]

13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

9. PASS MY SWEATS

10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

11. POOR MEN SUCK

12. PACK MY STUFF

&&& MY FAVORITE ONE

13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT