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[TheBoy]

I, like some gulable prick, am on Hotpoint machine no 2.....they are rubbish, crap, shite, hopeless....bearings fail, paddles fail, suspension packs up and tears door seals.....

Stop washing car parts in it then!!!

As MDTM, thats a job for dishwasher, that I CAN use

[TheBoy]

I, like some gulable prick, am on Hotpoint machine no 2.....they are rubbish, crap, shite, hopeless....bearings fail, paddles fail, suspension packs up and tears door seals.....

I'd happily buy another if it means I don't have to use it, as it has a control system that only women can decypher!

Knowing how to use one and admiting to it to the wiff are two very different things

I think my confused look, followed by frustrations of randomly pressing all buttons is far more convincing if I really dont know how

[LJay]

I, like some gulable prick, am on Hotpoint machine no 2.....they are rubbish, crap, shite, hopeless....bearings fail, paddles fail, suspension packs up and tears door seals.....

Stop washing car parts in it then!!!

As MDTM, thats a job for dishwasher, that I CAN use

You wash ovies in them don't you?
The amount of time spent soaking up break knows what chemicals with said ovies damn near classes them as a car part in my book!!

[LJay]

I, like some gulable prick, am on Hotpoint machine no 2.....they are rubbish, crap, shite, hopeless....bearings fail, paddles fail, suspension packs up and tears door seals.....

I'd happily buy another if it means I don't have to use it, as it has a control system that only women can decypher!

Knowing how to use one and admiting to it to the wiff are two very different things

I think my confused look, followed by frustrations of randomly pressing all buttons is far more convincing if I really dont know how

Works on some things!!!

[TheBoy]

I, like some gulable prick, am on Hotpoint machine no 2.....they are rubbish, crap, shite, hopeless....bearings fail, paddles fail, suspension packs up and tears door seals.....

Stop washing car parts in it then!!!

As MDTM, thats a job for dishwasher, that I CAN use

You wash ovies in them don't you?
The amount of time spent soaking up break knows what chemicals with said ovies damn near classes them as a car part in my book!!

No, I don't wash any clothes. Pink job I cant use the washing machine - too complicated.

And my overalls don't really get washed - kinda pointless....

[TheBoy]

I, like some gulable prick, am on Hotpoint machine no 2.....they are rubbish, crap, shite, hopeless....bearings fail, paddles fail, suspension packs up and tears door seals.....

I'd happily buy another if it means I don't have to use it, as it has a control system that only women can decypher!

Knowing how to use one and admiting to it to the wiff are two very different things

I think my confused look, followed by frustrations of randomly pressing all buttons is far more convincing if I really dont know how

Works on some things!!!

Apparently.

[Marks DTM Calib]

Overalls get traffic film remover and the pressure washer on the drive.....I reacon if they went in the washing machine it would turn everything black for the next 10 washes 

[tunnie]

Whats a washing machine?  :-/

My clothes go in a blue bag, in a metal frame, after what seems a random generated time, they disappear & come back clean.

[LJay]

Overalls get traffic film remover and the pressure washer on the drive.....I reacon if they went in the washing machine it would turn everything black for the next 10 washes 

As happens in our house!!!

[TheBoy]

Overalls get traffic film remover and the pressure washer on the drive.....I reacon if they went in the washing machine it would turn everything black for the next 10 washes 

As happens in our house!!!

Answer is to get a washing thats too complicated for him - then he can't wash them


Trust me, he WILL appreciate it

[LJay]

Whats a washing machine?  :-/

My clothes go in a blue bag, in a metal frame, after what seems a random generated time, they disappear & come back clean.

Is it not time you grew up and took responsibility for yourself???
Do you expect to find a girl/boyfriend who will carry on treating you like a baby like mummy does???

[tunnie]

Whats a washing machine?  :-/

My clothes go in a blue bag, in a metal frame, after what seems a random generated time, they disappear & come back clean.

Is it not time you grew up and took responsibility for yourself???
Do you expect to find a girl/boyfriend who will carry on treating you like a baby like mummy does???

Having too much fun at the moment to take 'responsibility'

[LJay]

Overalls get traffic film remover and the pressure washer on the drive.....I reacon if they went in the washing machine it would turn everything black for the next 10 washes 

As happens in our house!!!

Answer is to get a washing thats too complicated for him - then he can't wash them


Trust me, he WILL appreciate it

This is james we are talking about!! As in, mr gadget himself, can you really imagine him stumped by a washing machine???

[LJay]

Whats a washing machine?  :-/

My clothes go in a blue bag, in a metal frame, after what seems a random generated time, they disappear & come back clean.

Is it not time you grew up and took responsibility for yourself???
Do you expect to find a girl/boyfriend who will carry on treating you like a baby like mummy does???

Having too much fun at the moment to take 'responsibility'

Thats where the growing up comes in!!!

[tunnie]

Whats a washing machine?  :-/

My clothes go in a blue bag, in a metal frame, after what seems a random generated time, they disappear & come back clean.

Is it not time you grew up and took responsibility for yourself???
Do you expect to find a girl/boyfriend who will carry on treating you like a baby like mummy does???

Having too much fun at the moment to take 'responsibility'

Thats where the growing up comes in!!!

I will eventually get a house and work out what a washing machine is, but take next year for example, French Alps in Jan, Italy or Canada in March, Isle of Man TT in June, Holland in July, Japan in September.....

I could not do all of that, if i had a house.

Mother & father tunnie are away a lot, during the week i get the house to myself, i don't see the point in moving on yet