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waspy

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Women Farting
« on: 24 January 2010, 22:10:58 »
Liz just let out a very loud & long f a r t, then laughed her head off. She usualy finds it amusing to f a r t.

My question is, have i the only women in the world that finds farting funny or do you know one one too :-/
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #1 on: 24 January 2010, 22:13:02 »
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Liz just let out a very loud & long f a r t, then laughed her head off. She usualy finds it amusing to f a r t.

My question is, have i the only women in the world that finds farting funny or do you know one one too :-/

I couldn't possibly comment :-X :-X :-X
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #2 on: 24 January 2010, 22:15:52 »
Talking about farting - bad case of it yesterday, at Tescos getting a new lottery ticket and a right smelly git was behind me - they had been rubbing their clothes in ashtrays.

Just before I moved I purified the air with a most smelly bottom burp.

So reminisant of Carrots smoking/farting joke. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #3 on: 24 January 2010, 22:19:24 »
 :o Moi.....break-wind!?!?

.....I wouldn`t know how to! ::)
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #4 on: 24 January 2010, 22:21:46 »
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:o Moi.....break-wind!?!?

.....I wouldn`t know how to! ::)

Mrs. KW is learning. She tries to compete, but, whilst she's got the sounds sussed, she needs more practice on the aroma. :-X

Kevin
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waspy

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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #5 on: 24 January 2010, 22:21:58 »
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:o Moi.....break-wind!?!?

.....I wouldn`t know how to! ::)

I never knew my wife to f a r t & she didn't find it funny at all ::)
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #6 on: 24 January 2010, 23:08:39 »
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:o Moi.....break-wind!?!?

.....I wouldn`t know how to! ::)



I am indeed gratified - and relieved - to hear that D :y :y
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #7 on: 24 January 2010, 23:26:18 »
My 10 year old niece finds it highly amusing. Even felt the couch vibrate on one occasion.  :o
I wonder if she'll find it so amusing when I remind her when she's older.  ::)
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #8 on: 25 January 2010, 00:57:22 »
Been married 9 years and the missus hasn't broken wind once in all that time  :y
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #9 on: 25 January 2010, 01:02:04 »
Been married 9 years and the missus hasn't broken wind once in all that time  :y
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #10 on: 25 January 2010, 09:29:04 »
My wife is a master of the art of the SBD.
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #11 on: 25 January 2010, 09:38:20 »
My wife thinks farting is bad and makes me leave the room if I have to let one go but I still get ear ache if I haven't gone far enough away so she can't hear it. Funny thing is she will laugh if the sbd she's about to drop makes a noise, do as I say and not as I do springs to mind. ::)
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #12 on: 25 January 2010, 09:39:55 »
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My wife thinks farting is bad and makes me leave the room if I have to let one go but I still get ear ache if I haven't gone far enough away so she can't hear it. Funny thing is she will laugh if the sbd she's about to drop makes a noise, do as I say and not as I do springs to mind. ::)


Men fart. Children pump. Women pass wind. They all stink. ;D
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #13 on: 25 January 2010, 09:49:37 »
my ex used to call hers "love puffs", shame the aroma didnt match the sweet title ::)
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Re: Women Farting
« Reply #14 on: 25 January 2010, 10:13:13 »
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Been married 9 years and the missus hasn't broken wind once in all that time  :y
christ,if she's been holding it in all this time when it finally comes it'll be like a hurricane ;D
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