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[Turk]

Disney's "The Never Ending Story" sparked 28 lawsuits from customers who were furious that the movie had an end.

Some folk will try anything.   

[Proz]

Interesting stuff 

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Very good and thought provoking!

[Shackeng]

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Well I never knew that!!!!

[Taxi_Driver]

As requested.....................

*Millions of trees are planted by squirrels who forgot where they hid their nuts(ouch)
*Put a porcupine in water and it will float
*Rod Stewart once had a hit under the name of Python Lee Jackson
*Wearing contact lenses means your eyes don't water when cutting onions
*Bees kill more people every year than snakes
*The animal in Africa responsible for killing most people is the hippopotamus

 

How do squirrels plant trees?? 

[Vamps]

      *Chickens outnumber people
      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick
      *There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
      *Cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible
      *There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos
      *Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
      *When sleeping, you have no sense of smell
      *56% of typing is done by the left hand
      *You need one yard of sugar cane to make one sugar cube

       

Miss Vamps say's  'How Much Poo Does an Elaphant Do'   

[waspy]

      *Chickens outnumber people
      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick
      *There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
      *Cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible
      *There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos
      *Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
      *When sleeping, you have no sense of smell
      *56% of typing is done by the left hand
      *You need one yard of sugar cane to make one sugar cube

       

Miss Vamps say's  'How Much Poo Does an Elaphant Do'   

Not as much as a cat

[Mr Skrunts]

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Well I never knew that!!!!

That's ok matey, none of us expected you to know that.   

[Mr Skrunts]

      *Chickens outnumber people
      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick
      *There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
      *Cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible
      *There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos
      *Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
      *When sleeping, you have no sense of smell
      *56% of typing is done by the left hand
      *You need one yard of sugar cane to make one sugar cube

       

Miss Vamps say's  'How Much Poo Does an Elaphant Do'   

Well you did ask.  ( CAUTION warning for Little Miss Vamps on links 2 and 3 would advize you check 1st Mike.  )


It's claimed that a 1,000-pound horse will produce 11,315 lbs of manure per year, and 50% to 60% of that manure is moisture content.

It's said that elephants produce THIRTY TIMES the amount that horses do, so the average elephant MIGHT create 339,450 pounds of it (over 169 TONS) in a typical year, and because it is prized among gardeners (for fertilizer) selling the manure could prove very lucrative for an elephant owner.

You might wish to contact The Ringling Brothers Circus for a more accurate quote on the above figures, or your local zoo might have some relevant information on that subject.

http://www.ringling.com/

Here's how elephant "doo-doo" is "manufactured." (Note the HUMAN LEGS sticking out from underneath that pile, on the extreme left-hand side.):

http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/elephant20shit.jpg

Elephant "poo" being "harvested"

http://ministryofshadow.com/images/jobsucks.jpg

Here's an elephant using a king-sized toilet that was specially designed for harvesting manure:

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/Elephant_Toilet.jpg

[waspy]

      *Chickens outnumber people
      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick
      *There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
      *Cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible
      *There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos
      *Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
      *When sleeping, you have no sense of smell
      *56% of typing is done by the left hand
      *You need one yard of sugar cane to make one sugar cube

       

Miss Vamps say's  'How Much Poo Does an Elaphant Do'   

Well you did ask.  ( CAUTION warning for Little Miss Vamps on links 2 and 3 would advize you check 1st Mike.  )


It's claimed that a 1,000-pound horse will produce 11,315 lbs of manure per year, and 50% to 60% of that manure is moisture content.

It's said that elephants produce THIRTY TIMES the amount that horses do, so the average elephant MIGHT create 339,450 pounds of it (over 169 TONS) in a typical year, and because it is prized among gardeners (for fertilizer) selling the manure could prove very lucrative for an elephant owner.

You might wish to contact The Ringling Brothers Circus for a more accurate quote on the above figures, or your local zoo might have some relevant information on that subject.

http://www.ringling.com/

Here's how elephant "doo-doo" is "manufactured." (Note the HUMAN LEGS sticking out from underneath that pile, on the extreme left-hand side.):

http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/elephant20shit.jpg

Elephant "poo" being "harvested"

http://ministryofshadow.com/images/jobsucks.jpg

Here's an elephant using a king-sized toilet that was specially designed for harvesting manure:

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/Elephant_Toilet.jpg

This is all very informative Mr S, but what about cats

[Vamps]

      *Chickens outnumber people
      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick
      *There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
      *Cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible
      *There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos
      *Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
      *When sleeping, you have no sense of smell
      *56% of typing is done by the left hand
      *You need one yard of sugar cane to make one sugar cube

       

Miss Vamps say's  'How Much Poo Does an Elaphant Do'   

Well you did ask.  ( CAUTION warning for Little Miss Vamps on links 2 and 3 would advize you check 1st Mike.  )


It's claimed that a 1,000-pound horse will produce 11,315 lbs of manure per year, and 50% to 60% of that manure is moisture content.

It's said that elephants produce THIRTY TIMES the amount that horses do, so the average elephant MIGHT create 339,450 pounds of it (over 169 TONS) in a typical year, and because it is prized among gardeners (for fertilizer) selling the manure could prove very lucrative for an elephant owner.

You might wish to contact The Ringling Brothers Circus for a more accurate quote on the above figures, or your local zoo might have some relevant information on that subject.

http://www.ringling.com/

Here's how elephant "doo-doo" is "manufactured." (Note the HUMAN LEGS sticking out from underneath that pile, on the extreme left-hand side.):

http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/elephant20shit.jpg

Elephant "poo" being "harvested"

http://ministryofshadow.com/images/jobsucks.jpg

Here's an elephant using a king-sized toilet that was specially designed for harvesting manure:

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/Elephant_Toilet.jpg

Thank's for that..... It's 20Kg per day acording to Miss Vamps, and the book.

The book,  'How Much Poo Does an Elephant Do' is a children's book full of 'interesting facts'  which we suspect is where many of the original 'facts' came from as Miss Vamps recognised them......

[Vamps]

      *Chickens outnumber people
      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick
      *There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
      *Cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible      *There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos
      *Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
      *When sleeping, you have no sense of smell
      *56% of typing is done by the left hand
      *You need one yard of sugar cane to make one sugar cube

       

That's because they're Satan's Spawn

If in one area then swmbo says get a real Orange squeeze the juice and leave some peal scattered about the area............

[waspy]

      *Chickens outnumber people
      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick
      *There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
      *Cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible      *There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos
      *Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
      *When sleeping, you have no sense of smell
      *56% of typing is done by the left hand
      *You need one yard of sugar cane to make one sugar cube

       

That's because they're Satan's Spawn

If in one area then swmbo says get a real Orange squeeze the juice and leave some peal scattered about the area............

I've tried that Mike, it doesn't work. 18 months ago i even bought an electronic cat scarer & they'd just take no notice of it
I've been told that the only thing that works is Lion Poo I've seen it on ebay.
Thank you to Mrs Vamps

[Mr Skrunts]

      *Chickens outnumber people
      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick
      *There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
      *Cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible      *There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos
      *Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
      *When sleeping, you have no sense of smell
      *56% of typing is done by the left hand
      *You need one yard of sugar cane to make one sugar cube

       

That's because they're Satan's Spawn

If in one area then swmbo says get a real Orange squeeze the juice and leave some peal scattered about the area............

I've tried that Mike, it doesn't work. 18 months ago i even bought an electronic cat scarer & they'd just take no notice of it
I've been told that the only thing that works is Lion Poo I've seen it on ebay.
Thank you to Mrs Vamps

Lemon juice is better, remember the jiff squeezy lemons, sqirt one of those at and hopefully you wont ever see it again.

Sprinkle some pepper where they poop and spray some jaye's fluid round the paths.   

[Mr Skrunts]

      *Chickens outnumber people
      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick
      *There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
      *Cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible
      *There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos
      *Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
      *When sleeping, you have no sense of smell
      *56% of typing is done by the left hand
      *You need one yard of sugar cane to make one sugar cube

       

Miss Vamps say's  'How Much Poo Does an Elaphant Do'   

Well you did ask.  ( CAUTION warning for Little Miss Vamps on links 2 and 3 would advize you check 1st Mike.  )


It's claimed that a 1,000-pound horse will produce 11,315 lbs of manure per year, and 50% to 60% of that manure is moisture content.

It's said that elephants produce THIRTY TIMES the amount that horses do, so the average elephant MIGHT create 339,450 pounds of it (over 169 TONS) in a typical year, and because it is prized among gardeners (for fertilizer) selling the manure could prove very lucrative for an elephant owner.

You might wish to contact The Ringling Brothers Circus for a more accurate quote on the above figures, or your local zoo might have some relevant information on that subject.

http://www.ringling.com/

Here's how elephant "doo-doo" is "manufactured." (Note the HUMAN LEGS sticking out from underneath that pile, on the extreme left-hand side.):

http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/elephant20shit.jpg

Elephant "poo" being "harvested"

http://ministryofshadow.com/images/jobsucks.jpg

Here's an elephant using a king-sized toilet that was specially designed for harvesting manure:

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/Elephant_Toilet.jpg

This is all very informative Mr S, but what about cats

I thought your reply was a comment and not a question which is why I did not reply.