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[Tonka.]

      *Chickens outnumber people
      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick
      *There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
      *Cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible
      *There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos
      *Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
      *When sleeping, you have no sense of smell
      *56% of typing is done by the left hand
      *You need one yard of sugar cane to make one sugar cube

       

[Dishevelled Den]

I didn't - but thanks for bring me up to speed T


[edit]Have you any more? - I love this sort of thing [/edit]

[waspy]

      *Chickens outnumber people
      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick
      *There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
      *Cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible      *There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos
      *Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
      *When sleeping, you have no sense of smell
      *56% of typing is done by the left hand
      *You need one yard of sugar cane to make one sugar cube

       

That's because they're Satan's Spawn

[feeutfo]

my Mrs might take issue with the "no sense of smell while sleeping" one...

[Plomien]

Disney's "The Never Ending Story" sparked 28 lawsuits from customers who were furious that the movie had an end.

[Plomien]

my Mrs might take issue with the "no sense of smell while sleeping" one...

The noise wakes her up first 

[feeutfo]

      *Chickens outnumber people
      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick
      *There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
      *Cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible      *There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos
      *Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
      *When sleeping, you have no sense of smell
      *56% of typing is done by the left hand
      *You need one yard of sugar cane to make one sugar cube

       

That's because they're Satan's Spawn

...still crapping on your lawn then Pete? .....the cats i mean?

[STMO999]

my Mrs might take issue with the "no sense of smell while sleeping" one...

  Spot on mate.

[Tonka.]

As requested.....................

*Millions of trees are planted by squirrels who forgot where they hid their nuts(ouch)
*Put a porcupine in water and it will float
*Rod Stewart once had a hit under the name of Python Lee Jackson
*Wearing contact lenses means your eyes don't water when cutting onions
*Bees kill more people every year than snakes
*The animal in Africa responsible for killing most people is the hippopotamus

 

[cmeonthemove]

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

[Debs.]

      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick

To enhance a 'trout pout'

[waspy]

      *Chickens outnumber people
      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick
      *There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
      *Cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible      *There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos
      *Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
      *When sleeping, you have no sense of smell
      *56% of typing is done by the left hand
      *You need one yard of sugar cane to make one sugar cube

       

That's because they're Satan's Spawn

...still crapping on your lawn then Pete? .....the cats i mean?

Yeh, i rush out every morning & beat them to it

Yup, still crapping everywhere including Liz's lawn too (not me )

[Dishevelled Den]

      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick

To enhance a 'trout pout'

Brilliant  8-)

[Plomien]

      *Chickens outnumber people
      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick
      *There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
      *Cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible      *There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos
      *Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
      *When sleeping, you have no sense of smell
      *56% of typing is done by the left hand
      *You need one yard of sugar cane to make one sugar cube

       

That's because they're Satan's Spawn

...still crapping on your lawn then Pete? .....the cats i mean?

Yeh, i rush out every morning & beat them to it

Yup, still crapping everywhere including Liz's lawn too (not me )

a water pistol sorts them out, but the pepper dust for cats puts them off but you have to get rid of existing diggings first, i find a flick of the spade in the direction of the owners house sorts it out

[waspy]

      *Chickens outnumber people
      *Fish scales are often used to make lipstick
      *There are 336 dimples on a golf ball
      *Cat is the only domestic animal not mentioned in the bible      *There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos
      *Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.
      *When sleeping, you have no sense of smell
      *56% of typing is done by the left hand
      *You need one yard of sugar cane to make one sugar cube

       

That's because they're Satan's Spawn

...still crapping on your lawn then Pete? .....the cats i mean?

Yeh, i rush out every morning & beat them to it

Yup, still crapping everywhere including Liz's lawn too (not me )

a water pistol sorts them out, but the pepper dust for cats puts them off but you have to get rid of existing diggings first, i find a flick of the spade in the direction of the owners house sorts it out

I put on a latex glove & give it back to them