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Liverpool joke
« on: 14 February 2010, 18:27:53 »
Locals are said to be in a state of shock after police found a stash of guns behind a library in Toxteth yesterday. A spokesman said "The people of Toxteth had no idea that they had a library".
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Re: Liverpool joke
« Reply #1 on: 14 February 2010, 18:35:59 »
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Locals are said to be in a state of shock after police found a stash of guns behind a library in Toxteth yesterday. A spokesman said "The people of Toxteth had no idea that they had a library".


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Liverpool joke
« Reply #2 on: 14 February 2010, 18:57:12 »
 ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #3 on: 14 February 2010, 19:00:10 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Can they read :-? ;D
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Re: Liverpool joke
« Reply #4 on: 14 February 2010, 19:34:29 »
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Re: Liverpool joke
« Reply #5 on: 14 February 2010, 21:58:12 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Liverpool joke
« Reply #6 on: 14 February 2010, 22:35:03 »
My scouse mate says he is very offended! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y
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Re: Liverpool joke
« Reply #7 on: 14 February 2010, 22:50:11 »
How dare you pick on our Quaint little fishing village.
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Re: Liverpool joke
« Reply #8 on: 15 February 2010, 10:53:58 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Can they read :-? ;D

Only brand names on sportswear  ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 15 February 2010, 12:23:43 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Can they read :-? ;D

Only brand names on sportswear  ;D


Well at least we dont have to demolish entire streets (Guildford Street) to keep the population in check.
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« Reply #10 on: 15 February 2010, 12:47:50 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Can they read :-? ;D

Only brand names on sportswear  ;D


Well at least we dont have to demolish entire streets (Guildford Street) to keep the population in check.

If only that was the end to it all,the council just move the morons to surrounding streets rented accomodation instead.Saying that most of the inhabitants on Guildford Street can only recognise brand names as well. :) :y
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Re: Liverpool joke
« Reply #11 on: 16 February 2010, 14:18:30 »
Hey, I was born just a few streets from Guilford Street. Was Ok when I was there (alright, that was nearly 60 years ago, the area must have gone down hill when we left!  ;)  ) AND my dad was born in Liverpool. No wonder lifes been tough eh!
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Re: Liverpool joke
« Reply #12 on: 16 February 2010, 14:56:14 »
Guilford Street has had a compulsory purchase order placed on it,the bulldozers haved moved in already so that gives you an idea of how things have changed.Most of the surrounding area is classed as poverty stricken with hardly any privately owned houses and there is a complete lack of respect for people or property.In some cases it makes Nunsthorpe seem like a palace and we know that will never happen. :(
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« Reply #13 on: 16 February 2010, 18:52:56 »
thought this was going to be about football...

....Rafa Benetez ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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