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Re: itchy mole
« Reply #30 on: 13 April 2010, 18:46:13 »
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You were born in Kendal, so,,,Philicity Kendal ::)
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So was Mint Cake, but i'm not called 'Minty Ken' either!  >:( ;)






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Why would you be called Minty Ken? Your name is Philicity. Minty Philicity doesn't sound very complimentary, does it? :o
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Re: itchy mole
« Reply #31 on: 13 April 2010, 18:49:18 »
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You were born in Kendal, so,,,Philicity Kendal ::)
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So was Mint Cake, but i'm not called 'Minty Ken' either!  >:( ;)






(Bu**er!!! now i've given him MORE ammunition to fire back!  :-X)
Why would you be called Minty Ken? Your name is Philicity. Minty Philicity doesn't sound very complimentary, does it? :o





It has a more manly ring to it  ::)
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« Reply #32 on: 13 April 2010, 18:51:20 »
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You were born in Kendal, so,,,Philicity Kendal ::)
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So was Mint Cake, but i'm not called 'Minty Ken' either!  >:( ;)






(Bu**er!!! now i've given him MORE ammunition to fire back!  :-X)
Why would you be called Minty Ken? Your name is Philicity. Minty Philicity doesn't sound very complimentary, does it? :o





It has a more manly ring to it though ::)


Don't want to hear about your manly ring, thank you :-?
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Re: itchy mole
« Reply #33 on: 13 April 2010, 18:55:21 »
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You were born in Kendal, so,,,Philicity Kendal ::)
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So was Mint Cake, but i'm not called 'Minty Ken' either!  >:( ;)






(Bu**er!!! now i've given him MORE ammunition to fire back!  :-X)
Why would you be called Minty Ken? Your name is Philicity. Minty Philicity doesn't sound very complimentary, does it? :o





It has a more manly ring to it though ::)


Don't want to hear about your manly ring, thank you :-?





My manly ring is as good as anyone elses, it's against the Law to discriminate you know :o
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« Reply #34 on: 13 April 2010, 18:56:29 »
Did you look under their wings?
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« Reply #35 on: 13 April 2010, 18:58:02 »
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Did you look under their wings?


'course I did! First place I thought of ::)
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« Reply #36 on: 13 April 2010, 18:59:53 »
Bet you didn't look in the feathers round their tail. Bet you didn't look under their wings. Bet you didn't even go near the duckpond. Liar.
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« Reply #37 on: 13 April 2010, 19:04:08 »
Bet there's not even a duckpond by you, and if there was, bet the locals would have eaten all the ducks.
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« Reply #38 on: 13 April 2010, 19:05:10 »
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Bet you didn't look in the feathers round their tail. Bet you didn't look under their wings. Bet you didn't even go near the duckpond. Liar.




Listen you! I personally strip searched each & every one of them ducks right down to their webbed toes, and you obviously haven't heard of 'warty wings' or else you'd know that's why I looked there first! So There!!! 8-)
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« Reply #39 on: 13 April 2010, 19:06:54 »
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Bet you didn't look in the feathers round their tail. Bet you didn't look under their wings. Bet you didn't even go near the duckpond. Liar.




Listen you! I personally strip searched each & every one of them ducks right down to their webbed toes, and you obviously haven't heard of 'warty wings' or else you'd know that's why I looked there first! So There!!! 8-)

Did you get arrested? I mean, hanging a monkey is one thing, but duck molestation? Do they do a lot of that in Hartlepool, Philicity?
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« Reply #40 on: 13 April 2010, 19:16:23 »
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Bet you didn't look in the feathers round their tail. Bet you didn't look under their wings. Bet you didn't even go near the duckpond. Liar.




Listen you! I personally strip searched each & every one of them ducks right down to their webbed toes, and you obviously haven't heard of 'warty wings' or else you'd know that's why I looked there first! So There!!! 8-)

Did you get arrested? I mean, hanging a monkey is one thing, but duck molestation? Do they do a lot of that in Hartlepool, Philicity?




Probably not as much as where you come from. ::)




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