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Re: Eastenders Mondeo
« Reply #15 on: 20 May 2010, 20:25:40 »
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?
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Re: Eastenders Mondeo
« Reply #16 on: 20 May 2010, 20:28:21 »
Hope it's the last.
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Re: Eastenders Mondeo
« Reply #17 on: 20 May 2010, 20:31:51 »
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?


Ahhhhhhh, you lovely man! :-* :-* :-* :-*

Shame Lancashire is so far away! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) 
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Re: Eastenders Mondeo
« Reply #18 on: 20 May 2010, 20:34:30 »
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?


Ahhhhhhh, you lovely man! :-* :-* :-* :-*

Shame Lancashire is so far away! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) 


If you leave now you could be there by bedtime ::)

Oh..wait..you drive an omega.

Bedtime tomorrow.
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Re: Eastenders Mondeo
« Reply #19 on: 20 May 2010, 20:36:33 »
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?


Ahhhhhhh, you lovely man! :-* :-* :-* :-*

Shame Lancashire is so far away! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) 


If you leave now you could be there by bedtime ::)

Oh..wait..you drive an omega.

Bedtime tomorrow.


You obviously haven't seen me driving!  I can get there before I set off.....................zooooooooooooom!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Eastenders Mondeo
« Reply #20 on: 20 May 2010, 20:39:07 »
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?


Ahhhhhhh, you lovely man! :-* :-* :-* :-*

Shame Lancashire is so far away! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) 


If you leave now you could be there by bedtime ::)

Oh..wait..you drive an omega.

Bedtime tomorrow.


You obviously haven't seen me driving!  I can get there before I set off.....................zooooooooooooom!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Yes, well, he's gone quiet now so obviously all talk. :-?
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Re: Eastenders Mondeo
« Reply #21 on: 20 May 2010, 20:40:42 »
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?


Ahhhhhhh, you lovely man! :-* :-* :-* :-*

Shame Lancashire is so far away! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) 


If you leave now you could be there by bedtime ::)

Oh..wait..you drive an omega.

Bedtime tomorrow.


You obviously haven't seen me driving!  I can get there before I set off.....................zooooooooooooom!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Yes, well, he's gone quiet now so obviously all talk. :-?


Story of my life! ::) ::) :D ;)
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Re: Eastenders Mondeo
« Reply #22 on: 20 May 2010, 20:45:52 »
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?


Ahhhhhhh, you lovely man! :-* :-* :-* :-*

Shame Lancashire is so far away! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) 


If you leave now you could be there by bedtime ::)

Oh..wait..you drive an omega.

Bedtime tomorrow.


You obviously haven't seen me driving!  I can get there before I set off.....................zooooooooooooom!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Yes, well, he's gone quiet now so obviously all talk. :-?[/quote]

Excuse me!!!!!!!!  >:(

I happen to be watching Corrie!!  :)

And because of my TRUE love i'm replying in the break  :y

So stick that up your exhaust pipe  ;D
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Re: Eastenders Mondeo
« Reply #23 on: 20 May 2010, 20:48:37 »
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Who's Old Lizzie?

Oi! STMO123 ..... HOW DARE U!!!!  >:(

I will not have any disrespect towards ''Lizzie Zoom'' or i'll come over & rip you are bumper off!!!!!!!!!!!  >:( ;D :D ;D

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :D

Ok! Up North we don't beat around the bush & call a spade a spade so i'll come straight to the point   :o

A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?


Ahhhhhhh, you lovely man! :-* :-* :-* :-*

Shame Lancashire is so far away! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) 


If you leave now you could be there by bedtime ::)

Oh..wait..you drive an omega.

Bedtime tomorrow.


You obviously haven't seen me driving!  I can get there before I set off.....................zooooooooooooom!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


Yes, well, he's gone quiet now so obviously all talk. :-?[/quote]

Excuse me!!!!!!!!  >:(

I happen to be watching Corrie!!  :)

And because of my TRUE love i'm replying in the break  :y

So stick that up your exhaust pipe  ;D


So am I! 8-) 8-)  Good again isn't it :D :D ;)
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Re: Eastenders Mondeo
« Reply #24 on: 20 May 2010, 21:01:07 »
Its bloody brilliant ........ but please tell me u don't own a rolling pin!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Any road up - looking forward to u coming up north & i'll get the spare room ready for the visit ............
oh! hang on i live in a 'ONE' bedroom flat   ;) :D :D
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« Reply #25 on: 20 May 2010, 22:06:30 »
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Its bloody brilliant ........ but please tell me u don't own a rolling pin!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Any road up - looking forward to u coming up north & i'll get the spare room ready for the visit ............
oh! hang on i live in a 'ONE' bedroom flat   ;) :D :D

How many bedrooms do we need then?! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)

..........and yes, I actually have two rolling pins!! :D :D ;)
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Re: Eastenders Mondeo
« Reply #26 on: 21 May 2010, 08:44:25 »
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Its bloody brilliant ........ but please tell me u don't own a rolling pin!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Any road up - looking forward to u coming up north & i'll get the spare room ready for the visit ............
oh! hang on i live in a 'ONE' bedroom flat   ;) :D :D

How many bedrooms do we need then?! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)

..........and yes, I actually have two rolling pins!! :D :D ;)

Lizzie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o ;) 
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Re: Eastenders Mondeo
« Reply #27 on: 21 May 2010, 09:07:58 »


A beautiful looking woman, who knows all about car mechanics AND drives a 3.0ltr Elite just has to be my dream come true .........................   ;)

So in a nutshell Ms Lizzie Zoom (my heart goes boom) WILL YOU MARRY ME??!!    :o

Yes folks u heard it first on OOF - a marriage proposal   :y

Cud this be the first??    :-?
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Re: Eastenders Mondeo
« Reply #28 on: 21 May 2010, 11:13:51 »
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Phil Mitchell in a rage whilst working on a Ford Mondeo has just kicked the hell out of the front of it, with  a piece of bumber flying off! :o :o 8-) 8-)

Now personally I think he did good doing that to a Mondeo, but to damage a perfectly good front bumper!! :o :o :o :'(  Around these parts I reckon I could sell one of those for a good price judging by the amount of Mondeos with broken bumpers! :D :D :D :D :D ;)

that shape mondeo never EVER had a perfectly good front bumper!! why do you think so many of them have duct tape on??!! :D
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« Reply #29 on: 21 May 2010, 11:22:56 »
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Its bloody brilliant ........ but please tell me u don't own a rolling pin!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Any road up - looking forward to u coming up north & i'll get the spare room ready for the visit ............
oh! hang on i live in a 'ONE' bedroom flat   ;) :D :D

How many bedrooms do we need then?! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)..........and yes, I actually have two rolling pins!! :D :D ;)

Oh My God!!!!  :o :o :o

All i can say is that some people prefer different positions & i like to try different rooms! After all 'variety is the spice of life!'  ;) ;)

I thought that when you are up for the w/end & after a right enjoyable session  :P (food & drink of cause!!) u could give me a good servicing ......... of my Omega  :D ;D

What more cud a man ask for -
1. A gorgeous blonde
2. A woman that knows the difference between a spanner & a wrench
3. Some-one who has the utmost taste in cars both past & present (except for the Carina 11 - why??!!)
4. Lives in a tent ...... sorry Kent!!
5. And finally a sadist who has ''2'' rolling pins  :-? :-/ :-?

May our relationship be a LONG & LASTING one hey babes  ;) :-* :-* :-* :y

p.s. Forget all the sados who have messaged cos they are all jealous  ;D ;D ;D
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