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Re: Juice diet
« Reply #15 on: 05 July 2010, 17:57:25 »
There's only one way to lose weight - eat sensibly (i.e. balanced and varied diet with plenty of fresh fruit and veg) and get lots of exercise. This is true now and will be in 100 years time.
I reckon too many people go on diets expecting to lose weight when they get zero exercise and still slob out on the sofa every night watching telly! It ain't rocket science...

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Re: Juice diet
« Reply #16 on: 05 July 2010, 17:59:36 »
anyone got any tips to gain weight?  ;D
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Re: Juice diet
« Reply #17 on: 05 July 2010, 19:27:32 »
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anyone got any tips to gain weight?  ;D
Change your brand of lager from girlie to nigerian for a start.  ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 05 July 2010, 19:36:37 »
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my doctor told me to liquidise bananas and milk as its a very good weight gain. tried it but it was vile.i stick to the ale now  :y
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Re: Juice diet
« Reply #19 on: 05 July 2010, 19:59:18 »
sure your missus not on the oof :) :) :)
Have to eat all reasonable Quantity  this best diet
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Re: Juice diet
« Reply #20 on: 05 July 2010, 20:16:00 »
She's out again. I must resist, I must resist ;D

Sod it, I was born to be fat. Do you think I will get rid of the smell of onions in 2 hours ::)
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« Reply #21 on: 05 July 2010, 20:18:16 »
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She's out again. I must resist, I must resist ;D

Sod it, I was born to be fat. Do you think I will get rid of the smell of onions in 2 hours ::)


Is there not a kentucky fried in Northwich? ;D
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« Reply #22 on: 05 July 2010, 20:21:05 »
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She's out again. I must resist, I must resist ;D

Sod it, I was born to be fat. Do you think I will get rid of the smell of onions in 2 hours ::)


Is there not a kentucky fried in Northwich? ;D
Yeah its the worst one in the country so I won't use it :(
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« Reply #23 on: 05 July 2010, 20:23:35 »
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She's out again. I must resist, I must resist ;D

Sod it, I was born to be fat. Do you think I will get rid of the smell of onions in 2 hours ::)


Is there not a kentucky fried in Northwich? ;D
Yeah its the worst one in the country so I won't use it :(


Kentucky fried? Juice? Kentucky fried? Juice?

Is it really that bad? ::)
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Re: Juice diet
« Reply #24 on: 05 July 2010, 20:25:19 »
Just juice steak and chips, she can't moan then can she?
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Re: Juice diet
« Reply #25 on: 05 July 2010, 20:26:56 »
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Breads my down fall, I love the stuff :(
:-* :-* :-*ooh ooh asdas tiger uncut loaf wi loads of butter or an uncut wholemeal type full of seeds :-* :-* :-*
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« Reply #26 on: 05 July 2010, 20:28:25 »
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Breads my down fall, I love the stuff :(
:-* :-* :-*ooh ooh asdas tiger uncut loaf wi loads of butter or an uncut wholemeal type full of seeds :-* :-* :-*


It's not the bread, it's what you put on it.
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« Reply #27 on: 05 July 2010, 20:29:33 »
In the words of Steve Miller, the host of Fat Families on Sky 1....'To lose weight, eat less and do more' To gain weight just eat after 10 0'clock at night, it works for me ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #28 on: 05 July 2010, 20:30:58 »
I keep telling the old girl you need a big hammer to knock a big nail in ::)
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Re: Juice diet
« Reply #29 on: 05 July 2010, 20:34:36 »
Good one Pete ;D ;D.
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