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bob.dent

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Sausage pizza anyone?
« on: 24 April 2007, 14:28:22 »
Streuth there's some nutters about!! I've just been reading in today's paper about some fruitcake going into a crowded pizza restaurant in London, dropped his kecks and lopped of his manhood with a kitchen knife in front of all the diners! :o :o :o

What the hell was all that about?!! :-/ Just makes you wonder what sort of people are wandering around in our midst.
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Re: Sausage pizza anyone?
« Reply #1 on: 24 April 2007, 14:29:39 »
Yeah I heard that, makes you wonder  :-?
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« Reply #2 on: 24 April 2007, 14:31:20 »
Apparently doctors were unable to re-attach it. I would have tried it on his head. Bet it would have fitted perfectly. ;)
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« Reply #3 on: 24 April 2007, 14:33:21 »
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Apparently doctors were unable to re-attach it. I would have tried it on his head. Bet it would have fitted perfectly. ;)

He would certainly have received a very fitting name methinks! ;D
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Re: Sausage pizza anyone?
« Reply #4 on: 24 April 2007, 15:04:36 »
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Apparently doctors were unable to re-attach it. I would have tried it on his head. Bet it would have fitted perfectly. ;)


 ;D ;D ;D

My wife works with people like this.....however the difference is they are detained against their will by her majesty.

I guess this guy will be too now  :-/
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Re: Sausage pizza anyone?
« Reply #5 on: 24 April 2007, 15:04:41 »
Hopefully he got there in time - before procreating - thus removing his genes from the pool.

Wouldn't half have put me off my Pizza too.

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« Reply #6 on: 24 April 2007, 20:44:55 »
Wonderful word Sausage, always liked it
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« Reply #7 on: 25 April 2007, 19:56:23 »
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Apparently doctors were unable to re-attach it. I would have tried it on his head. Bet it would have fitted perfectly. ;)

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