When you get round to installing his lpg, leave a pipe loose in the engine bay & fill the tank with N2O, that should lighten his mood! 
Should that not be we.....
I need to know what to order and from where 
If you're in Seaton Canoe on Wednesday? you can pop in to see me, i'll PM you my address & mobile no. But I warn you, swmbo will not be happy to see you
, after I fixed another members car & we heard nothing from him since, she doesn't like the OOF much
Oh, and we live in somewhat reduced circumstances these days, so don't let your jaw drop lower than your waist when you step out of the car, I don't want to have to open my new 1st Aid kit to put plasters on your skinned knees!

You live up the poshish end
.......but don't worry about me, I get around a bit, not much surprises me anymore.......

If you have lived in that area for any length of time you may even know the people I am going to see, they know the canoe man...

It might have been 'Posh' before we moved here LOL, and I think everyone knows 'of' the silly burger, but I don't know anyone who actually knew him personally?

BTW, are you feeling any better? :-?
Thanks for asking, not certain, took today off and slept most of it, taken tomorrow off as well

It is a regular problem but if it gets to my chest then will be off work for weeks, shame really because I have had a good run this year so far

Wednesday I can cancel work ok but got a big problem if I cant get in on Thursday.....
