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Re: useless student attempts cooking....
« Reply #15 on: 12 October 2010, 22:04:48 »
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Looks like something my dog would eat.

would or has  ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D :y

Humm Pete come across as a nasty individual on here, did not know animal cruelty was on it too, cheese, being a dairy product is very bad for dogs due to the lactose content, and can cause diahorrea  :(
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Re: useless student attempts cooking....
« Reply #16 on: 12 October 2010, 22:07:07 »
..I thought that was a pile of napkins in the middle of the first picture and we were aiming for an exotic salad with cheese... :-? :-?
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Re: useless student attempts cooking....
« Reply #17 on: 12 October 2010, 22:09:29 »
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.... Tomatoes, Cheese, ham, asparagus in puff pastry? .....


 

you made tomato, cheese, ham & asparagus puffs  ::) ;)

Thought that was kind of obvious  ;D

 

It's obvious to my dog ;D

It should be obvious to you that dogs cannot handle lactose in dairy products causing them pain. Moron.
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« Reply #18 on: 12 October 2010, 22:11:12 »
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.... Tomatoes, Cheese, ham, asparagus in puff pastry? .....


 

you made tomato, cheese, ham & asparagus puffs  ::) ;)

Thought that was kind of obvious  ;D

 

It's obvious to my dog ;D

It should be obvious to you that dogs cannot handle lactose in dairy products causing them pain. Moron.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: useless student attempts cooking....
« Reply #19 on: 12 October 2010, 22:13:13 »
You need to get yourself a Madhur Jaffrey cook book. Every recipe a bloke'll ever need. The only other type of cooking involves beer, a barbecue and bits of dead cow. :y

.. or get a SWMBO. Got a rather nice mixed game stew last night. Rabbit, pheasant, venison, etc. Didn't go down too well when I referred to it as "road kill", though. ::)

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Re: useless student attempts cooking....
« Reply #20 on: 12 October 2010, 22:16:30 »
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You need to get yourself a Madhur Jaffrey cook book. Every recipe a bloke'll ever need. The only other type of cooking involves beer, a barbecue and bits of dead cow. :y

.. or get a SWMBO. Got a rather nice mixed game stew last night. Rabbit, pheasant, venison, etc. Didn't go down too well when I referred to it as "road kill", though. ::)

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Ta, some have recommended Jaime Olivers books, but don't quite get on with his style. I've series linked Nigelia Bites, for some reason her stuff is really simple. She made a cake, boiled some mandarins, got egg, flour and so on popped it all in a blender basically and mixure done, into a cake tin.

Lots of her stuff seems to be less precise than others and just chuck stuff in..

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« Reply #21 on: 12 October 2010, 22:18:44 »
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You need to get yourself a Madhur Jaffrey cook book. Every recipe a bloke'll ever need. The only other type of cooking involves beer, a barbecue and bits of dead cow. :y

.. or get a SWMBO. Got a rather nice mixed game stew last night. Rabbit, pheasant, venison, etc. Didn't go down too well when I referred to it as "road kill", though. ::)

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That bit is easier said than done! (Well it is if you're an ugly bastard, anyway)

And tunnie, come on, we all know there's only one reason you're watching Nigella..  ;D
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Re: useless student attempts cooking....
« Reply #22 on: 12 October 2010, 22:20:59 »
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You need to get yourself a Madhur Jaffrey cook book. Every recipe a bloke'll ever need. The only other type of cooking involves beer, a barbecue and bits of dead cow. :y

.. or get a SWMBO. Got a rather nice mixed game stew last night. Rabbit, pheasant, venison, etc. Didn't go down too well when I referred to it as "road kill", though. ::)

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That bit is easier said than done! (Well it is if you're an ugly blank, anyway)

And tunnie, come on, we all know there's only one reason you're watching Nigella..  ;D

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Re: useless student attempts cooking....
« Reply #23 on: 12 October 2010, 22:26:12 »
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And tunnie, come on, we all know there's only one reason you're watching Nigella..  ;D

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Re: useless student attempts cooking....
« Reply #24 on: 12 October 2010, 22:29:33 »
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You need to get yourself a Madhur Jaffrey cook book. Every recipe a bloke'll ever need. The only other type of cooking involves beer, a barbecue and bits of dead cow. :y

.. or get a SWMBO. Got a rather nice mixed game stew last night. Rabbit, pheasant, venison, etc. Didn't go down too well when I referred to it as "road kill", though. ::)

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Didn't go down too well when I referred to it as


I made the same mistake after about 5 weeks of marriage. (Being young and foolish)

Wife said if I didn't like the food she presented she wasn't cooking anymore. And she didn't.

Luckily I could cook a bit and took some pointers from an accomplished cook I knew so was able to survive.

From that point nearly 32 years ago (next January) I have done all the cooking - and grocery shopping - when we're both at home.
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Re: useless student attempts cooking....
« Reply #25 on: 12 October 2010, 22:33:34 »
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I made the same mistake after about 5 weeks of marriage. (Being young and foolish)....

Didn't anyone tell you that the answer to all questions in marriage is ...... Yes dear!  ;)
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« Reply #26 on: 12 October 2010, 22:40:22 »
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I made the same mistake after about 5 weeks of marriage. (Being young and foolish)....

Didn't anyone tell you that the answer to all questions in marriage is ...... Yes dear!  ;)


I wish someone had told me at the time Andy. ;D ;D
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« Reply #27 on: 12 October 2010, 23:05:03 »
SWTSMBO Cooks here but I do the barbequeing
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Re: useless student attempts cooking....
« Reply #28 on: 12 October 2010, 23:07:13 »
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SWTSMBO Cooks here but I do the barbequeing

Quite right too. Definitely a Blue job.

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Re: useless student attempts cooking....
« Reply #29 on: 12 October 2010, 23:12:00 »
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I made the same mistake after about 5 weeks of marriage. (Being young and foolish)....

Didn't anyone tell you that the answer to all questions in marriage is ...... Yes dear!  ;)
;D ;D ;D ;D Can't believe there are married men about who still don't know this  ;D ;D
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