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[Baron Von Spongebob]

Well according to me YOUR computer says 23 in stock.
Ok swap you a packet of Spangles and the whole series of 77 Sunset strip
 on Cine 8 format.. Your a hard man to deal with.. 
What do you say to that. Deal or no deal..Ok i will throw in a long haired short legged camel with one eye, it has a nervous disorder but i am sure you can comfort him.. He likes eating black jacks and swizzles but only after eight at night..

[MaxV6]

don;t want to worry you lot.....



but look behind you..... 

[Nickbat]

Well according to me YOUR computer says 23 in stock.
Ok swap you a packet of Spangles and the whole series of 77 Sunset strip
 on Cine 8 format.. Your a hard man to deal with.. 
What do you say to that. Deal or no deal..Ok i will throw in a long haired short legged camel with one eye, it has a nervous disorder but i am sure you can comfort him.. He likes eating black jacks and swizzles but only after eight at night..

You drive a hard bargain, but DEAL!

If I'm out when the camel is delivered, my neighbour will sign for it. (Serve him right for building without planning consent!) 

[Baron Von Spongebob]

I can't.. I'm tied to a chair in a darkened cellar with only rats as company... Oh silly me, Its my boss he keeps on about how much i am costing him in Copenhagen with the hotel bill and the beer chitty. 

[Baron Von Spongebob]

Well according to me YOUR computer says 23 in stock.
Ok swap you a packet of Spangles and the whole series of 77 Sunset strip
 on Cine 8 format.. Your a hard man to deal with.. 
What do you say to that. Deal or no deal..Ok i will throw in a long haired short legged camel with one eye, it has a nervous disorder but i am sure you can comfort him.. He likes eating black jacks and swizzles but only after eight at night..

You drive a hard bargain, but DEAL!

If I'm out when the camel is delivered, my neighbour will sign for it. (Serve him right for building without planning consent!) 

Glad we could come to an agreement.. His name is Norris but he wont listen to you as he is .deaf   :-/

[Nickbat]

Well according to me YOUR computer says 23 in stock.
Ok swap you a packet of Spangles and the whole series of 77 Sunset strip
 on Cine 8 format.. Your a hard man to deal with.. 
What do you say to that. Deal or no deal..Ok i will throw in a long haired short legged camel with one eye, it has a nervous disorder but i am sure you can comfort him.. He likes eating black jacks and swizzles but only after eight at night..

You drive a hard bargain, but DEAL!

If I'm out when the camel is delivered, my neighbour will sign for it. (Serve him right for building without planning consent!) 

Glad we could come to an agreement.. His name is Norris but he wont listen to you as he is .deaf   :-/

Norris? Is that after Chuck or McWhirter?  :-?

     

[Baron Von Spongebob]

By the way Nickbat i havnt had him long,, I oredered him from Harrods for the Mrs for a xmas present last year.. I didn't order Norris it's just that he R key on the keyboard don't allways work i ordered some Carmel hair tongs but when he turned up and i saw the way his one eye looked at me i couldnt send him back.. He flashed his eyelash at me and that was that. 

[Baron Von Spongebob]

By the way Nickbat i havnt had him long,, I oredered him from Harrods for the Mrs for a xmas present last year.. I didn't order Norris it's just that he R key on the keyboard don't allways work i ordered some Carmel hair tongs but when he turned up and i saw the way his one eye looked at me i couldnt send him back.. He flashed his eyelash at me and that was that. 

Coronation street mate... He loves it..

[Nickbat]

By the way Nickbat i havnt had him long,, I oredered him from Harrods for the Mrs for a xmas present last year.. I didn't order Norris it's just that he R key on the keyboard don't allways work i ordered some Carmel hair tongs but when he turned up and i saw the way his one eye looked at me i couldnt send him back.. He flashed his eyelash at me and that was that. 

Does he like to be taken out for dinner? 

[Nickbat]

By the way Nickbat i havnt had him long,, I oredered him from Harrods for the Mrs for a xmas present last year.. I didn't order Norris it's just that he R key on the keyboard don't allways work i ordered some Carmel hair tongs but when he turned up and i saw the way his one eye looked at me i couldnt send him back.. He flashed his eyelash at me and that was that. 

Coronation street mate... He loves it..

Actually I had a similar problem when I ordered an album by Dido for the Mrs. The 'i' and the 'l' are too close when you have fingers like sausages. 

She was not amused.

[Baron Von Spongebob]

He likes a little restaurant in Camelford Eats salt and vinegar crisps with salad cream. Drinks hot chocolate.. Favourite group is Camel.but he likes to smoke Benson and Hedges..Gets the hump when offered other ciggies..

He has a website for any other info you want.
Norris @ longhairedshortleggedcamel.hump..

[Baron Von Spongebob]

By the way Nickbat i havnt had him long,, I oredered him from Harrods for the Mrs for a xmas present last year.. I didn't order Norris it's just that he R key on the keyboard don't allways work i ordered some Carmel hair tongs but when he turned up and i saw the way his one eye looked at me i couldnt send him back.. He flashed his eyelash at me and that was that. 

Coronation street mate... He loves it..

Actually I had a similar problem when I ordered an album by Dido for the Mrs. The 'i' and the 'l' are too close when you have fingers like sausages. 

She was not amused.

That suprises me as she ordered 300 AA batteries from not long ago.  She didn't give a reason for such a quantity of the same thing. Oh i remember now, I thought she was on about insurance when she mentioned (better than..) I seem to recall from an earlier post on here its (more than..)

[Nickbat]

He likes a little restaurant in Camelford Eats salt and vinegar crisps with salad cream. Drinks hot chocolate.. Favourite group is Camel.but he likes to smoke Benson and Hedges..Gets the hump when offered other ciggies..

He has a website for any other info you want.
Norris @ longhairedshortleggedcamel.hump..

Not sure I'd like his breath in those more, how shall we say, "personal" moments. Any chance I could renege on this deal?

 

[Nickbat]

By the way Nickbat i havnt had him long,, I oredered him from Harrods for the Mrs for a xmas present last year.. I didn't order Norris it's just that he R key on the keyboard don't allways work i ordered some Carmel hair tongs but when he turned up and i saw the way his one eye looked at me i couldnt send him back.. He flashed his eyelash at me and that was that. 

Coronation street mate... He loves it..

Actually I had a similar problem when I ordered an album by Dido for the Mrs. The 'i' and the 'l' are too close when you have fingers like sausages. 

She was not amused.

That suprises me as she ordered 300 AA batteries from not long ago.  She didn't give a reason for such a quantity of the same thing. Oh i remember now, I thought she was on about insurance when she mentioned (better than..) I seem to recall from an earlier post on here its (more than..)

Hmm. That answers a few questions.

I've just stuck a wind turbine on the roof and a DC converter in the bedroom. Can't tear her away from the weather forecast now.

[Baron Von Spongebob]

Just tell him no salt and vinegar.. He wont understand you as he is deaf remember and even if he wasn't he cant bloody understand you.. He is a Camel he speaks Egyptian.. No you cannot go back on the deal ive already wrapped him up and UPS have collected him, he is on his way as we speak. Could you read him a bed time story every night Nickbat.. Don't even think about it or i shall mention the cupboard you built..