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Re: The Perfect Woman - NWS
« Reply #15 on: 18 October 2010, 16:41:47 »

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Does Kimber James count Skrunts?   :D :D



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« Reply #16 on: 18 October 2010, 19:56:32 »

Having never heard of Kimber James I thought I would look her up on Google with the safe search option off.  I now need brainbleach and hate you all for corrupting my little world, damn you! 
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« Reply #17 on: 18 October 2010, 20:01:12 »

shoosh, dont say anything, they will never know the difference (til its too late)  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Perfect Woman - NWS
« Reply #18 on: 19 October 2010, 00:40:42 »

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Does Kimber James count Skrunts?   :D :D


Look up Denise Milani

Plus if you like them large but natural then polish girls are the place to look.   ::)
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« Reply #19 on: 19 October 2010, 00:42:05 »

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Hurry up Skrunts.... ;)

You got the tissues out ready Optimist.   ;D ;D


Thought someone else would have posted some pics. :-/


I have a warm ...moist... feminine vessel to spill my seed into thanks Skrunts.....It's called a woman.... ;) :y........Remember them?..... ::) ::) ::) ;)

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Re: The Perfect Woman - NWS
« Reply #20 on: 19 October 2010, 01:13:24 »

If we're just talking aesthetics then jessica alba is worthy of consideration... but imo swmbo wins hands down  ;) ;D

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Re: The Perfect Woman - NWS
« Reply #21 on: 19 October 2010, 01:20:18 »



 i'm already married to the perfect woman.....


but as a short notice stand in, Jessica would do , i guess......
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« Reply #22 on: 19 October 2010, 01:25:01 »

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but as a short notice stand in, Jessica would do , i guess......  :y

great minds think alike  :y
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Re: The Perfect Woman - NWS
« Reply #23 on: 19 October 2010, 03:13:17 »

oh my taste you have!!!!! scrunts :y24_valve :y you got it down to a tee but tell those girls unfotunately i'm taken....lol
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« Reply #24 on: 19 October 2010, 03:15:02 »

can't stop!!! jessica alba rocks my tiny world!!!!!!! :-[
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Re: The Perfect Woman - NWS
« Reply #25 on: 19 October 2010, 09:01:17 »

Aah, perfection is such an ethereal notion as reality often intrudes to show just how 'perfect' the object of our desires really is.

But to play the game, I would be privileged, and would count myself fortunate indeed, to have a quarter of this young woman’s bravery and dedication to duty. 8-) 8-)

In essence - and within the confines of this thread - she is my 'perfect' woman.







She had shrapnel embedded in her shoulder and lower back but despite her own injuries she treated the rest of her patrol single-handedly until a helicopter evacuated the injured to hospital at Camp Bastion.


L/Cpl Clarke, who refused to be evacuated with the injured, added: ''I didn't feel like my injuries were bad enough to go back to the hospital, particularly as I was the only medic on the ground at the time.


''I couldn't leave them on their own - I came out here to support the troops on the ground and give them medical care when they needed it the most.''


Words courtesy of Daily Telegraph
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Re: The Perfect Woman - NWS
« Reply #26 on: 19 October 2010, 14:45:08 »

Yes Zulu  :y  Sally is a top girl... nice cap badge too  ;)
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Re: The Perfect Woman - NWS
« Reply #27 on: 19 October 2010, 14:50:43 »

Nigella Lawson for me  ;)
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Re: The Perfect Woman - NWS
« Reply #28 on: 19 October 2010, 14:50:43 »

vocal chords in the female are always a disadvantage :y
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Re: The Perfect Woman - NWS
« Reply #29 on: 19 October 2010, 14:57:26 »

how else would she tell you your dinner's ready???


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