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Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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Fick or wot?
« on: 15 December 2010, 12:20:18 »
I have just used the Sky remote (TWICE!!!)....to try and arrange a dental appointment.....(It looks vaguely like the phone)....Senior moments seem to be coming thick and fast these days. :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Fick or wot?
« Reply #1 on: 15 December 2010, 12:49:44 »
 ;D ;D ;D

Yep, find it happens a lot these days. Started pouring a kettle of water into the tea caddy last week. :D
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Re: Fick or wot?
« Reply #2 on: 15 December 2010, 12:56:49 »
I lived at my parents house for 20 years. Yesterday I couldn't remember the name of the road that runs behind there road. I'm only in my early 30's!

Still can't remember what it's called now. Anyone got any idea?
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Re: Fick or wot?
« Reply #3 on: 15 December 2010, 13:28:32 »
Two weeks ago I tried to put the electic kettle in the fridge, and the milk on the kettle stand!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Fick or wot?
« Reply #4 on: 15 December 2010, 13:41:23 »
you make me feel so normal now. i poured tea on my dinner last week and put milk in the gravy.
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Re: Fick or wot?
« Reply #5 on: 15 December 2010, 13:53:55 »
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I lived at my parents house for 20 years. Yesterday I couldn't remember the name of the road that runs behind there road. I'm only in my early 30's!

Still can't remember what it's called now. Anyone got any idea?

Yes,er.... hang on, I'll get it in a minute..... umm... ooh, no don't tell me....

Oh, no, wait.... I don't live anywhere near there...
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Re: Fick or wot?
« Reply #6 on: 15 December 2010, 14:10:20 »
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I lived at my parents house for 20 years. Yesterday I couldn't remember the name of the road that runs behind there road. I'm only in my early 30's!

Still can't remember what it's called now. Anyone got any idea?

Look up their road on http://maps.google.co.uk, find the road behind it, viola, there's your answer ;)

Google knows all. It has effectively replaced my brain and my memory..
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Re: Fick or wot?
« Reply #7 on: 15 December 2010, 15:30:13 »
Easily done! have taken the TV remote to work instead of my mobile ::)
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Re: Fick or wot?
« Reply #8 on: 15 December 2010, 17:07:09 »
I shagged the next door neighbour thinking it was my wife. An honest mistake :D
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« Reply #9 on: 15 December 2010, 17:10:40 »
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I shagged the next door neighbour thinking it was my wife. An honest mistake :D


Well at least it wasn't their dog Steve! ::) ::) ::) :D :D ;)
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Re: Fick or wot?
« Reply #10 on: 15 December 2010, 17:11:38 »
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you make me feel so normal now. i poured tea on my dinner last week and put milk in the gravy.


There's an impressive degree of consistancy there Richie. 8-) :y :y
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Re: Fick or wot?
« Reply #11 on: 15 December 2010, 17:59:25 »
A few years ago my ex found the kettle on the bathroom floor one morning, with tea bags in it ::) I had absolutely no recall of doing it, I must add I had consumed a few beers the night before. I have often wondered if I had done it :-/ or was she trying to mess with my head?
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Re: Fick or wot?
« Reply #12 on: 15 December 2010, 18:13:51 »
I can't remember the last day I had without at least one 'Senior Moment' to brighten it up!
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Re: Fick or wot?
« Reply #13 on: 15 December 2010, 19:09:43 »
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I shagged the next door neighbour thinking it was my wife. An honest mistake :D


Did he protest?.... ;)
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Re: Fick or wot?
« Reply #14 on: 15 December 2010, 19:17:52 »
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you make me feel so normal now. i poured tea on my dinner last week and put milk in the gravy.


There's an impressive degree of consistancy there Richie. 8-) :y :y
I think you will find that the consistency of milk, gravy and tea are vastly differing. Is "a different consistency" an oxymoron?  :-?
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