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[Vamps]

Not in recent weeks Vamps, no.

And how do you feel about that? ........

[CaptainZok]

Come on then Pinky, tell us what you're rambling about this time spill the beans old chap.
Albs' suspenders are starting to chafe him.

[Darth Loo-knee]

Not in recent weeks Vamps, no.

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire 

[albitz]

Not in recent weeks Vamps, no.

And how do you feel about that? ........

Depends on which tablets I take and how many. ........Darth suggested I go and speak to him about it, but he said I would have to lie on his couch and I didnt fancy that much. :-/

[Darth Loo-knee]

The clues are all in there Captain but as you don't have a Policeman's mind like I do as you know
Here it goes!!
The person in the picture leads a double life, rather sad some may even say. This persons partner is a loving but jealous type so you can imagine what would have happened when Partner found lover in their clothes, tied to the head board with their handcuffs and other items from Ann Summers slung across the bed which Partner had nothing to do with.............. In a fit of fear ten minutes before Partner arrives back from work, Lover gets the baby oil in their mouth bites the bottle to wet their wrists then pulls with all the strength they could muster to slip out of the Cuffs. A quick change of clothes then after grabbing something from the bed to put in their mouth to bite down on before the next stage of the plan could begin. The shear courage to put your arms into the gas flamed fire must have being immense. As Partner arrived home to find Lover in serious pain they emptied the freezer of ice cubes to fill the bath to submerge the arms of cheating Lover.
If only Partner knew!!
And so Lover is scott free. Until next time, take care of yourselves and each other 

[albitz]

Thankyou for the glimpse inside the freudian nightmare of your mind.

[Darth Loo-knee]

Thankyou for the glimpse inside the fruedian nightmare of your mind.

Freudesque maybe but many a good tune played on an ode fiddle or something like that 

I could finish the tale but better leave it for another night me thinks
 

[albitz]

We await with baited breath.

[Darth Loo-knee]

It is hard to listen to these things people tell you and you not form an opinion of them...
What I find difficult is to stay quiet whilst Partner is being lead down the garden path as it were, tricked by an underhanded person, being waited on hand and foot whilst they nurse their self inflicted pains.. but expect others to show compassion...

[albitz]

Can someone contact Mrs Knee and tell her she must remember to make sure he takes the tablets.Sounds like he,s gone again.

[Darth Loo-knee]

Can someone contact Mrs Knee and tell her she must remember to make sure he takes the tablets.Sounds like he,s gone again.

Denial, it seems you could be suffering from the very same symptoms as the Cheating Lover.. Interesting my Dear Watson :-?

[albitz]

You been at yer Dads whiskey again?

[Darth Loo-knee]

You been at yer Dads whiskey again?

Is that some sort of sick joke? My real Pappy was cut down in Nam 

[albitz]

He just told them to tell you that so you wouldnt try to find him.
Cant say Im surprised tbh.
You can talk about sick jokes - laughing at some poor persons didfigured limbs.

[CaptainZok]

Have you been eating those funny little mushrooms that grow around the back of the barn again Dazzle?

The scary pink dinosaur will be chasing you around the room in a minute.