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[MICHELINMAN]

women who smoke

[MICHELINMAN]

suicide bombers?

[MICHELINMAN]

and, erm....oh yes!
Really muddy shoes are most unwelcome

[jonnycool]

as ours is very much a family car....probably smoking is it.
and food I cant easily clean off.

mine is a big practical car, and treated as such, not a luxury showpiece.

Me too, two young kids, so can't be too upset when it gets in a mess, it cleans up eventually, like the house really 

[bigegg]

I bought my MV6 about september last year.
It's still sat in the warehouse, awaiting repairs...
I've been telling the wife that there will be ABSOLUTELY no smoking in it when I do finally allow her in it.

We actually had a real serious argument over it lst month when she put a cup of tea on the bonnet ! 

I've got a sh*theep rustbucket transit van that she can spill tea all over, smoke in and the kids can leave rubbish in - the omega is pristine, and going to stay that way.

[V6 CDX-er]

2. No shouting.
3. No arguements between yourself and any other passenger in the car.
5. Don't get in the car with the hump, if you've got the hump, then get out and don't bug me.
6. Don't ever bring drum & bass CD's into the car at anytime, it's sh1*e and it gives me a headache.
8. What ever you do don't get greasy fingerprints on any of the controls.
9. Don't touch my windows with your fingers.
11. Don't put your feet on the seats or the dash.
12. Don't ever tell me to be careful or mind a car at a junction, I've already seen it way up the road.
14. Never under any circumstances slam my door, it will end up in a big arguement.
15. If you damage a piece of interior trim, remove yourself from the car and don't ever get back in, if you have no respect for stuff, don't get in.
16. Don't leave McDonalds cups in the car, they leak after a day or so, and if I get in and there is a drink leakage, I'll go mental.
17. Don't tell me to put my foot down, I'm going slow for a reason - Fuel isn't cheap.
19. Don't turn the stereo up too loud without my say so.
20. Don't say anything critical about my car, if you don't like it, get the bus.

All of the above, plus no socialists, communists, greenies or ugly women.

[tunnie]

blimey, more rules than a ruler shop.

A car is a tool, mines used to haul junk to the tip, camping trips often bring mud and other crap. I guess I only have one request, no smoking!

[I_want_an_Omega]

Fish & Chips - stinks for ages .............

[Del Boy]

This is my list, I know it's long, but I still have stuff to add, but I don't want to keep on 

1. No smoking.
2. No shouting.
3. No arguements between yourself and any other passenger in the car.
4. Don't get in with muddy feet.
5. Don't get in the car with the hump, if you've got the hump, then get out and don't bug me.
6. Don't ever bring drum & bass CD's into the car at anytime, it's sh1*e and it gives me a headache.
7. If you eat a pasty or something which can leave crumbs, eat over the bag or get out and eat.
8. What ever you do don't get greasy fingerprints on any of the controls.
9. Don't touch my windows with your fingers.
10. Don't open the window if it's clean under any circumstances, use the air-con.
11. Don't put your feet on the seats or the dash.
12. Don't ever tell me to be careful or mind a car at a junction, I've already seen it way up the road.
13. Don't touch the outside of the car if I've just cleaned it, I don't spend hours cleaning for it to get fingerprinted, as soon as dirt is visible up the side of the car, then feel free to close the door however you like.
14. Never under any circumstances slam my door, it will end up in a big arguement.
15. If you damage a piece of interior trim, remove yourself from the car and don't ever get back in, if you have no respect for stuff, don't get in.
16. Don't leave McDonalds cups in the car, they leak after a day or so, and if I get in and there is a drink leakage, I'll go mental.
17. Don't tell me to put my foot down, I'm going slow for a reason - Fuel isn't cheap.
18. Refrain from wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets, because they do tear fabric and leather.
19. Don't turn the stereo up too loud without my say so, if you do it in a car park, I look like a boy racer which I'm certainly not, nor have I been, unlike my brother who is a 40 year old child.
20. Don't say anything critical about my car, if you don't like it, get the bus.

You sound like a bundle of laughs mate 

my preciousssssssss

its only a car - relax 

Any car I have is sort of like a temporary child of mine 

[Shimmy]

I need to clean my interior, still have some empty lucosade bottles in the rear footwell and LOTS of little rubber bits transfered from 5 a side pitches.

I don't allow smoking in my car though.

[Amigo]

Any music later than the 60's.

My Cortina's like that. Put a modern CD in & it spits it out .

   The negative polarity/alternator, spin on oil filter, leccy washers & the CD player itself are about as much as she'll take!!!!!

   Johnny Cash is in residence at the moment, she does'nt seem to mind him!!! 8-)

[Mr Skrunts]

No smoking

My better half does what she pleases, which normally includes feet on dash but has agreed to take her stilletoes of before she put her feet on the headlineing. 

Food and wine are often consuming in the car, we just keep carrier bags in there for the rubbish.

[Banjax]

This is my list, I know it's long, but I still have stuff to add, but I don't want to keep on 

1. No smoking.
2. No shouting.
3. No arguements between yourself and any other passenger in the car.
4. Don't get in with muddy feet.
5. Don't get in the car with the hump, if you've got the hump, then get out and don't bug me.
6. Don't ever bring drum & bass CD's into the car at anytime, it's sh1*e and it gives me a headache.
7. If you eat a pasty or something which can leave crumbs, eat over the bag or get out and eat.
8. What ever you do don't get greasy fingerprints on any of the controls.
9. Don't touch my windows with your fingers.
10. Don't open the window if it's clean under any circumstances, use the air-con.
11. Don't put your feet on the seats or the dash.
12. Don't ever tell me to be careful or mind a car at a junction, I've already seen it way up the road.
13. Don't touch the outside of the car if I've just cleaned it, I don't spend hours cleaning for it to get fingerprinted, as soon as dirt is visible up the side of the car, then feel free to close the door however you like.
14. Never under any circumstances slam my door, it will end up in a big arguement.
15. If you damage a piece of interior trim, remove yourself from the car and don't ever get back in, if you have no respect for stuff, don't get in.
16. Don't leave McDonalds cups in the car, they leak after a day or so, and if I get in and there is a drink leakage, I'll go mental.
17. Don't tell me to put my foot down, I'm going slow for a reason - Fuel isn't cheap.
18. Refrain from wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets, because they do tear fabric and leather.
19. Don't turn the stereo up too loud without my say so, if you do it in a car park, I look like a boy racer which I'm certainly not, nor have I been, unlike my brother who is a 40 year old child.
20. Don't say anything critical about my car, if you don't like it, get the bus.

You sound like a bundle of laughs mate 

my preciousssssssss

its only a car - relax 

Any car I have is sort of like a temporary child of mine 

i was a bit like that with a few cars to be honest - not the current pug tho - that'd be like being precious over a wheelbarrow 

[mathewst]

Well nobody mentioned that they don't allow prostitutes in the car (male or female) so I guess ... 

[omegabsw]

I dont ban anything in my car, its just a 10 year old Vauxhall and is a workhorse.

Not keen on people smoking but thats only because I dont smoke myself.