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miggy

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Re: Quiet
« Reply #15 on: 27 May 2007, 21:47:05 »
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OK then, since its quiet.....  A wee funny q...

Why does a fart smell???? ;) :P


To remind senile people like me its time for a sh1t.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Quiet
« Reply #16 on: 27 May 2007, 21:48:12 »
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....and why are turds tapered at one end?

To stop your bumhole slamming shut with a bang!   ;D
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« Reply #17 on: 27 May 2007, 21:48:57 »
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....and why are turds tapered at one end?

To stop your bumhole slamming shut with a bang!   ;D


Give that man a coconut :y
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« Reply #18 on: 27 May 2007, 21:50:46 »
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OK then, since its quiet.....  A wee funny q...

Why does a fart smell???? ;) :P


To remind senile people like me its time for a sh1t.

Close, but no ceeegar....

Proper answer is for the benefit of the deaf....   :y
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« Reply #19 on: 27 May 2007, 21:51:24 »
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....and why are turds tapered at one end?

To stop your bumhole slamming shut with a bang!   ;D


Give that man a coconut :y

A clean one please, as they tend to taper at one end as well....   ;)
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STMO123

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Re: Quiet
« Reply #20 on: 27 May 2007, 22:07:27 »
There are 22 guests on at the moment, with threads like this, I doubt they'll ever become members ;D
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Re: Quiet
« Reply #21 on: 27 May 2007, 22:19:03 »
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break off!
Lets start another fight!!
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« Reply #22 on: 27 May 2007, 22:24:18 »
Here's one for you.
There was a man from brazil who swalloed a gun powder pill, His bum backfired his c#'k retired and his b*@'^ks shot over the hill.  :D
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Re: Quiet
« Reply #23 on: 27 May 2007, 23:03:05 »
A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"  ::)

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Nickbat

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« Reply #24 on: 27 May 2007, 23:03:56 »
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
"Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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« Reply #25 on: 27 May 2007, 23:04:28 »
Go, post count go!!  :y
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« Reply #26 on: 27 May 2007, 23:06:50 »
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A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"  ::)

::)Was he charged? :'(
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« Reply #27 on: 27 May 2007, 23:09:42 »
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A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"  ::)

::)Was he charged? :'(


 ;D ;D :y
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Re: Quiet
« Reply #28 on: 28 May 2007, 01:45:20 »
i'm well pleased i went to the pub!!

two kids got arrested, one for stealing batteries, one for stealing fireworks, police charged one and let the other one off
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« Reply #29 on: 28 May 2007, 15:38:03 »
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i'm well pleased i went to the pub!!

two kids got arrested, one for stealing batteries, one for stealing fireworks, police charged one and let the other one off
:-?Ca'nt take this any more. I'm off to play with my penguins 'cos the clowns told me to so there1 >:(
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