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Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
« Reply #15 on: 21 May 2011, 17:29:34 »
He obviously doesn't look at Wikipedia  ;D ;D
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« Reply #16 on: 21 May 2011, 17:57:18 »
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well i dont know who he is and i dont care!
Same here, haven't bought a paper or looked at the news since before last December, and you know what??

It's quite refreshing to walk around in blind ignorance of what is happening in the world, and ignorance of whatever it is that is going on hasn't affected my lifestyle in the slightest (except to make me less moody).

To give you an idea of how "ignorant" I am to the world's news, I didn't even know that Wills & Kate were getting married until I read about it on the chalkboard in our local, and that was only 5 days before the event.


Affair - don't care

THe injunction definately care about the miss use of them
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Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
« Reply #17 on: 21 May 2011, 18:05:48 »
I really don't give a toss who is shagging who but it really is pathetic to make this Imogen slapper out to be the victim in all of this like a lot of the media is and most importantly like she is herself.

It takes 2 to tango and she knew that he had a wife and kids but still jumped into bed with him at every single opportunity she could.

The footballer and her are as bad as each other and the only victims in all of this are his family.

If his wife does leave him and then ends up getting a bit lonely and fancy's a good 8 inches then all she has to do is pop down to Surrey to see me.

I might drive an Omega and not an Aston Martin like he does but just remember sexy.....

It's not the size of the boat that matters....It's the motion in the ocean  ;) ;)    :P
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Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
« Reply #18 on: 21 May 2011, 18:14:00 »
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I really don't give a toss who is shagging who but it really is pathetic to make this Imogen slapper out to be the victim in all of this like a lot of the media is and most importantly like she is herself.

It takes 2 to tango and she knew that he had a wife and kids but still jumped into bed with him at every single opportunity she could.

The footballer and her are as bad as each other and the only victims in all of this are his family.

If his wife does leave him and then ends up getting a bit lonely and fancy's a good 8 inches then all she has to do is pop down to Surrey to see me.

I might drive an Omega and not an Aston Martin like he does but just remember sexy.....

It's not the size of the boat that matters....It's the motion in the ocean  ;) ;)    :P



she did tell me she felt queasy at the thought of you  ;)
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Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
« Reply #19 on: 21 May 2011, 18:31:11 »

she did tell me she felt queasy at the thought of you  ;)

No woman has ever seen me with my kit off and felt queasy Banjax and they never would.   ;) ;)

12 years of bodybuilding and the fact that an ex-girlfriend nicknamed me ' The Spam Javelin' means that to say i'm confident in that department is an understatement  :y :y

I'm used to getting admiring glances from women whenever I've got my top off........It's actually quite a buzz......not that i'd expect you to understand what that feels like though Banjax  ;D ;D ;D

Don't worry though mate.........whether your a skinny runt with no muscle and a pale complexsion or an ugly chubby with a beer belly..........there is somebody for everyone.

Some of us just find it easier then others to get laid thats all I'm saying ;) ;)
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« Reply #20 on: 21 May 2011, 18:41:42 »
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she did tell me she felt queasy at the thought of you  ;)

No woman has ever seen me with my kit off and felt queasy Banjax and they never would.   ;) ;)

12 years of bodybuilding and the fact that an ex-girlfriend nicknamed me ' The Spam Javelin' means that to say i'm confident in that department is an understatement  :y :y

I'm used to getting admiring glances from women whenever I've got my top off........It's actually quite a buzz......not that i'd expect you to understand what that feels like though Banjax  ;D ;D ;D

Don't worry though mate.........whether your a skinny runt with no muscle and a pale complexsion or an ugly chubby with a beer belly..........there is somebody for everyone.

Some of us just find it easier then others to get laid thats all I'm saying ;) ;)


Well...I think you look a bit like John Cleese myself.
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« Reply #21 on: 21 May 2011, 18:44:20 »
A few people have told me that STMO  ;D ;D

I just wish I had his money :D
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Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
« Reply #22 on: 21 May 2011, 19:32:10 »
I just dont get it, anyone can go to Wikipedia looking at Imogen and find out instantly who the footballer is.....

Its all tosh......similar sort of thing to what happened when Baby Ps killers became known.....

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Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
« Reply #23 on: 21 May 2011, 19:42:36 »
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she did tell me she felt queasy at the thought of you  ;)

No woman has ever seen me with my kit off and felt queasy Banjax and they never would.   ;) ;)

12 years of bodybuilding and the fact that an ex-girlfriend nicknamed me ' The Spam Javelin' means that to say i'm confident in that department is an understatement  :y :y

I'm used to getting admiring glances from women whenever I've got my top off........It's actually quite a buzz......not that i'd expect you to understand what that feels like though Banjax  ;D ;D ;D

Don't worry though mate.........whether your a skinny runt with no muscle and a pale complexsion or an ugly chubby with a beer belly..........there is somebody for everyone.

Some of us just find it easier then others to get laid thats all I'm saying ;) ;)


oh dear, insecure........much?  ;)
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Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
« Reply #24 on: 21 May 2011, 20:21:28 »
Do people really care? Its not news, but then the British media are happy to feed the frenzy of the retarded portion of the UK population
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« Reply #25 on: 21 May 2011, 21:15:25 »
oh dear, insecure........much?  ;)

Not insecure Banjax my man

I've got plenty of faults like everybody else but insecurity is not one of them....... I've got no reason to be mate...just confident in myself and my body.

You would be as well if you were me.......but if it makes you feel better about yourself i'll pretend that I'm really a 25 stone binge eater with man boobs and a minge!!  ;D ;D


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Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
« Reply #26 on: 21 May 2011, 22:30:41 »
You have seen her now off you go ;D ;D
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Re: Footballer who obviously doesnt understand Twitter
« Reply #27 on: 22 May 2011, 08:15:39 »
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she did tell me she felt queasy at the thought of you  ;)

No woman has ever seen me with my kit off and felt queasy Banjax and they never would.   ;) ;)

12 years of bodybuilding and the fact that an ex-girlfriend nicknamed me ' The Spam Javelin' means that to say i'm confident in that department is an understatement  :y :y

I'm used to getting admiring glances from women whenever I've got my top off........It's actually quite a buzz......not that i'd expect you to understand what that feels like though Banjax  ;D ;D ;D

Don't worry though mate.........whether your a skinny runt with no muscle and a pale complexsion or an ugly chubby with a beer belly..........there is somebody for everyone.

Some of us just find it easier then others to get laid thats all I'm saying ;) ;)


Its often the most vocal ones that arent getting it though.....

Anyway, dont get the relevance.....

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« Reply #28 on: 22 May 2011, 08:27:33 »
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Its often the most vocal ones that arent getting it though.....
Always the way.
We have a friend who used to go on all the time about how much he hated gay people and how it was wrong on all levels. Two years later it comes to light that he is partial to a bit of bum fun himself, and his reason for being so "anti gay" around us,,,,,,,,he thought we wouldn't like him once we knew what his preferences were  ::)


PS

8" on the net = 4" in the real world  ;)
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« Reply #29 on: 22 May 2011, 08:48:35 »
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oh dear, insecure........much?  ;)

Not insecure Banjax my man

I've got plenty of faults like everybody else but insecurity is not one of them....... I've got no reason to be mate...just confident in myself and my body.

You would be as well if you were me.......but if it makes you feel better about yourself i'll pretend that I'm really a 25 stone binge eater with man boobs and a minge!!  ;D ;D


 

now we're getting to the heart of the matter, so this fear you have of being overweight....were you bullied at school?  :o
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