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plym ian

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funny insurance claims!!!
« on: 11 September 2011, 22:14:13 »
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Re: funny insurance claims!!!
« Reply #1 on: 11 September 2011, 22:43:19 »
Very good  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: funny insurance claims!!!
« Reply #2 on: 11 September 2011, 22:56:47 »
i remember jasper carrott using the last one..

"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

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Re: funny insurance claims!!!
« Reply #3 on: 12 September 2011, 02:01:07 »
Great upload  ;D ;D had a good laugh over it  :y :y
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Re: funny insurance claims!!!
« Reply #4 on: 12 September 2011, 09:20:02 »
I remember reading that a couple of years ago, it had tears rolling down my face now as it did then... brilliant  ;D ;D
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