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Re: Mini Meet in Saltney
« Reply #15 on: 12 September 2011, 14:18:08 »
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he would not put up much of a fight, I like to call him cripple junior now, he could not even lift a wheel when doing rear suspension...

Hope you dropped one on his bad foot just to emphasize the point! :y
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Re: Mini Meet in Saltney
« Reply #16 on: 12 September 2011, 14:23:06 »
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he would not put up much of a fight, I like to call him cripple junior now, he could not even lift a wheel when doing rear suspension...

Hope you dropped one on his bad foot just to emphasize the point! :y

Given the complete lack acknowledgement when I've injured myself working on his sheds, I felt it was only right I "accidently" run over his foot with my jack  ;D
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« Reply #17 on: 12 September 2011, 14:28:40 »
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he would not put up much of a fight, I like to call him cripple junior now, he could not even lift a wheel when doing rear suspension...

Hope you dropped one on his bad foot just to emphasize the point! :y

Given the complete lack acknowledgement when I've injured myself working on his sheds, I felt it was only right I "accidently" run over his foot with my jack  ;D

Good man!  I like your style! :y
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Re: Mini Meet in Saltney
« Reply #18 on: 12 September 2011, 14:28:44 »
Having broken a bone in my foot on the way to the pub many years back (my mates carried me the rest of the way) I think I'd hobbled up to the bar to purchase my 6th pint of Tennants Extra (in the bad old days in Camberley when you couldn't get anything more drinkable) when I bumped into an old sea dog of a Naval medic.

He asked me why I was limping and then provided me with some valuable information on diagnosis of such conditions: If you're on the 6th pint and it still hurts - it's not "just a sprain". ;D

On his advice I spent the remainder of the evening in Frimley Park explaining umpteen times that it was indeed on the way to the pub and my current state of inebriation had nothing whatsoever to do with my injury.

It didn't half smart, though, for a good few weeks. I don't think my foot has ever been the same since and it was only a poxy little insignificant-looking bone that broke.
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Re: Mini Meet in Saltney
« Reply #19 on: 12 September 2011, 17:33:51 »
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on your phone TB?

try and avoid the lock button eh!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Err, no, I wasn't  :-/

Besides, I'm not so daft to use Android, so my silly little phone doesn't do that.  So no idea what happened, assuming it was me who locked it  :-/
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Re: Mini Meet in Saltney
« Reply #20 on: 12 September 2011, 17:34:27 »
Said hoof now in a red hot bath as we speak. Its soothing :)
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Re: Mini Meet in Saltney
« Reply #21 on: 12 September 2011, 18:15:47 »
and in other news, a Brackley resident suffered 2nd degree burns to his scrotum after he dropped his laptop into the bath he was in.......
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« Reply #22 on: 12 September 2011, 18:24:32 »
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and in other news, a Brackley resident suffered 2nd degree burns to his scrotum after he dropped his laptop into the bath he was in.......
Never burned before when I've dropped them in ::)
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Re: Mini Meet in Saltney
« Reply #23 on: 12 September 2011, 18:24:55 »
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Said hoof now in a red hot bath as we speak. Its soothing :)

Cold bath, not hot!  Ice will bring the swelling down!
Just go talk to someone who knows what they are doing please!


Though we could be tempted to use sammy sledgehammer to test your reflexes for you! ::) ;D
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« Reply #24 on: 12 September 2011, 18:25:41 »
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and in other news, a Brackley resident suffered 2nd degree burns to his scrotum after he dropped his laptop into the bath he was in.......
Never burned before when I've dropped them in ::)

What your plums or your laptop? :-?
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« Reply #25 on: 12 September 2011, 18:26:57 »
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Said hoof now in a red hot bath as we speak. Its soothing :)

Cold bath, not hot!  Ice will bring the swelling down!
Just go talk to someone who knows what they are doing please!


Though we could be tempted to use sammy sledgehammer to test your reflexes for you! ::) ;D
Maybe you should come and kiss it better ;)

Do you have a wipe-down nurse's outfit?  ;D
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« Reply #26 on: 12 September 2011, 18:28:07 »
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and in other news, a Brackley resident suffered 2nd degree burns to his scrotum after he dropped his laptop into the bath he was in.......
Never burned before when I've dropped them in ::)

What your plums or your laptop? :-?
Either.

This HP is a perfect fit.  My poor old Tosh was always going in.  Surprisingly, it still works :o
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« Reply #27 on: 12 September 2011, 18:31:25 »
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Said hoof now in a red hot bath as we speak. Its soothing :)

Cold bath, not hot!  Ice will bring the swelling down!
Just go talk to someone who knows what they are doing please!


Though we could be tempted to use sammy sledgehammer to test your reflexes for you! ::) ;D
Maybe you should come and kiss it better ;)

Do you have a wipe-down nurse's outfit?  ;D

With pleasure but don't think I could stand the rejection when you'd rather have a cup of tea!

Imagine the strength of tea you'd need to recover from me in a nurses outfit, my bedside manner can be somewhat domineering! ;) :-*
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and in other news, a Brackley resident suffered 2nd degree burns to his scrotum after he dropped his laptop into the bath he was in.......
Never burned before when I've dropped them in ::)

What your plums or your laptop? :-?
Either.

This HP is a perfect fit.  My poor old Tosh was always going in.  Surprisingly, it still works :o

And what about your laptop......? ;)
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Re: Mini Meet in Saltney
« Reply #29 on: 12 September 2011, 18:38:30 »
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