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Author Topic: Monday night quicky.....  (Read 1230 times)

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hotel21

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Monday night quicky.....
« on: 25 June 2007, 23:20:12 »
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.

She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee", she said.

"Where", he asked.

"Between the first and second hole", she replied

He nodded knowingly and said......










"Then your stance is too wide."    
  
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Re: Monday night quicky.....
« Reply #1 on: 25 June 2007, 23:25:01 »
 ;D :y
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Re: Monday night quicky.....
« Reply #2 on: 25 June 2007, 23:26:18 »
quality ....pmsl.... :y
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Re: Monday night quicky.....
« Reply #3 on: 25 June 2007, 23:29:38 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
« Last Edit: 25 June 2007, 23:32:36 by Owen »
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Re: Monday night quicky.....
« Reply #4 on: 25 June 2007, 23:30:06 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Monday night quicky.....
« Reply #5 on: 25 June 2007, 23:33:05 »
 ;D   ;D  

I thought it was quite good as well, hence the post.....

The piccy that went with the e-mail was also quite good - you know, tastefull rather than in yer face, so to speak - but not for a public forum......   ;D   ;D   :y
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Re: Monday night quicky.....
« Reply #6 on: 26 June 2007, 00:19:25 »
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A young woman had been taking golf lessons.

She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee", she said.

"Where", he asked.

"Between the first and second hole", she replied

He nodded knowingly and said......










"Then your stance is too wide."    
  


 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Monday night quicky.....
« Reply #7 on: 26 June 2007, 13:52:35 »
imagine that happening for real!
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Re: Monday night quicky.....
« Reply #8 on: 26 June 2007, 21:17:31 »
Lmao, and the Black Russians are helping ;D ;D
« Last Edit: 26 June 2007, 21:18:39 by Loo-knee »
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