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millwall

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excellent ad for a focus
« on: 15 April 2011, 12:54:04 »
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Re: excellent ad for a focus
« Reply #1 on: 15 April 2011, 12:59:07 »
HAAHAHHAHHA,

This guy has WAAAAAYYYYY to much time on his hands....

And is possibly slightly lonely... :-? :D
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Re: excellent ad for a focus
« Reply #2 on: 15 April 2011, 13:05:03 »
Brilliant. :y ;D ;D
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Re: excellent ad for a focus
« Reply #3 on: 15 April 2011, 13:17:23 »
 ;D ;D ;D
Bloody brilliant - the guy should be a professional writer and/or a comedian! The Q & A section is hilarious.
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Re: excellent ad for a focus
« Reply #4 on: 15 April 2011, 14:41:47 »
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HAAHAHHAHHA,

This guy has WAAAAAYYYYY to much time on his hands....

And is possibly slightly lonely... :-? :D
thats what i thought  but he writes a very funny ad ;D ;D
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Re: excellent ad for a focus
« Reply #5 on: 15 April 2011, 16:38:13 »
That gave me a good laugh. Love the bit about his ex girlfriend  ;D
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Re: excellent ad for a focus
« Reply #6 on: 15 April 2011, 20:02:38 »
I had a good laugh reading that, the guy has some imagination ;D
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Re: excellent ad for a focus
« Reply #7 on: 15 April 2011, 20:03:41 »
HAHAA!  ;D

this was sent to him by a watcher ;D?

Q. Dear Sir Please ignore my previous question as I have jumped started the Typhoon fighter with a 1983 Casio calulator battery and equiped the wings with bananas instead of missiles. ps the barmaid bird in our local is really skinny should I feed her sausages. Wing Commander Faquat.

A.   I refuse to communicate further with you until you provide written proof of your moustache sir.  :D :D :D
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Re: excellent ad for a focus
« Reply #8 on: 16 April 2011, 11:07:40 »
quite brilliant  ;D
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Re: excellent ad for a focus
« Reply #9 on: 16 April 2011, 12:00:15 »
Pistolfeet for PM!!
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Re: excellent ad for a focus
« Reply #10 on: 17 April 2011, 17:50:32 »
And now his sketches of the focus on A4 paper are selling for decent money...!!!!!
He not silly is he...!
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