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Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a
« on: 30 August 2011, 15:00:27 »
Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a  seller might.      Just a bit of fun. ;D

" Its had its cambelt done at 80k doesn't need doing again till 160k"    " Easy job, don't need any special tools"

"Its very economical for its size"

"Its got a bit of a misfire , just needs new plugs"

" ABS light on on dashboard, probably needs sensor cleaning"

"Front inner tyre wear, all big front engined cars do that."
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Re: Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a
« Reply #1 on: 30 August 2011, 15:15:19 »
oil and filter changed 10,000 miles ago, should be ok for another 10,000. :)
A bit of an oil leak from the rocker cover gasket, just needs the bolts tightening up nice and tight.
Had a new Halfords air filter less than two years ago.
Of course its front wheel drive, they stopped making rear wheel drive cars donkeys years ago, because the handling was awful.
Its the CD model, which is top of the range. :)
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Re: Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a
« Reply #2 on: 30 August 2011, 15:17:01 »
That tunnie is a nice bloke
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Re: Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a
« Reply #3 on: 30 August 2011, 15:25:27 »
car salesman sales person  what a load of Sh$t  lol   ;D ;D
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Re: Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a
« Reply #4 on: 30 August 2011, 15:57:16 »
"Everything you might ever need to get at in the engine bay is really nice and accessible."
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Re: Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a
« Reply #5 on: 30 August 2011, 16:32:22 »
If you have a problem .............. break off  ;D
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Re: Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a
« Reply #6 on: 30 August 2011, 16:39:56 »
Its never been raced, rallied or sideways ::)
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Re: Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a
« Reply #7 on: 30 August 2011, 16:50:16 »
One carefull lady owner and I can vouch that the mileage is genuine.....Service history? The previous owner is still looking for it!
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Re: Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a
« Reply #8 on: 30 August 2011, 18:20:47 »
'Make sure the oil filter is on nice and tight'
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Re: Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a
« Reply #9 on: 30 August 2011, 19:34:52 »
you would be better off with a granada mate ;)
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Re: Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a
« Reply #10 on: 30 August 2011, 20:01:03 »
It's the very last facelift they did, so it's an "Omega C mate"!

Or as some of us saw in one ad recently:
It's very fast, as its fitted with a Supercharger, as you can see in the photos  :-?
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Re: Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a
« Reply #11 on: 30 August 2011, 20:05:05 »
What you really want to buy is a Superbe.........
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Re: Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a
« Reply #12 on: 30 August 2011, 20:33:21 »
It was specially tuned as it was a police car so has more power ;)
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Re: Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a
« Reply #13 on: 30 August 2011, 20:45:34 »
iam only selling it as ive bought a skoda
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Re: Things you would never hear an OOFer say but a
« Reply #14 on: 30 August 2011, 23:25:01 »
one i heard recently

"its the 3.0 mv6 so it has special camshafts, they arent the same as the 3.0 elite ones, it makes the car a bit quicker"

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