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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Grandland. Base spec but good enough for me and Fido.

That's a great colour, and very similar to the electric motor car I have ordered for Mrs Opti. She can save the world now although her personality hardly fits in with the Greens or Lib Dems.

What's happened to you?     Buying milk floats and test driving diesel cars! 

 While I've breath in my body I won't be driving any milk floats.

 On the other hand a cheap  dog-snotter derv estate smelling of 'pungent pooch piss' for taking rubbish down the tip I can just about tolerate if it costs £20 a year to tax.

The mighty Signum did all the above, and in far more style than a dreary derv ever could, but at almost £800 a year to tax it was hard to justify.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Change of plan. He's got a grandland there that looks more suited to my needs. It's a car I'm familiar with and, with only 50,000 miles on it, looks a safer bet.
I'm going up Saturday morning and, as he has a few cars that would do me, I've got time to change my mind at least another three times before then 

I presume that it's your feminine side finally emerging.

Biden brain is slowly taking over the old boy.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Grandland. Base spec but good enough for me and Fido.

That's a great colour, and very similar to the electric motor car I have ordered for Mrs Opti. She can save the world now although her personality hardly fits in with the Greens or Lib Dems.

What's happened to you?     Buying milk floats and test driving diesel cars! 

 While I've breath in my body I won't be driving any milk floats.

 On the other hand a cheap  dog-snotter derv estate smelling of 'pungent pooch piss' for taking rubbish down the tip I can just about tolerate if it costs £20 a year to tax.

The mighty Signum did all the above, and in far more style than a dreary derv ever could, but at almost £800 a year to tax it was hard to justify.

Are you seriously trying to tell us that you won't take Mrs Opti's shiny new milk float out for a spin?   

You might like it......  and poor Mrs Opti might find herself relegated to driving round in a 'cheap dog-snotter derv estate'! 

They say that EV acceleration is superb!     Unless you've bought the long suffering Mrs Opti a cheap Chinese electric shopping trolley of course! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Grandland. Base spec but good enough for me and Fido.

That's a great colour, and very similar to the electric motor car I have ordered for Mrs Opti. She can save the world now although her personality hardly fits in with the Greens or Lib Dems.

What's happened to you?     Buying milk floats and test driving diesel cars! 

 While I've breath in my body I won't be driving any milk floats.

 On the other hand a cheap  dog-snotter derv estate smelling of 'pungent pooch piss' for taking rubbish down the tip I can just about tolerate if it costs £20 a year to tax.

The mighty Signum did all the above, and in far more style than a dreary derv ever could, but at almost £800 a year to tax it was hard to justify.

Are you seriously trying to tell us that you won't take Mrs Opti's shiny new milk float out for a spin?   

You might like it......  and poor Mrs Opti might find herself relegated to driving round in a 'cheap dog-snotter derv estate'! 

I won't drive the milk float and she won't drive the BMW (she feels it's too quick for a mere girlie)

Any dog-snotter, be it petrol or derv, I will drive. She spends hours doing her nails so she won't go anywhere near a car smelling of canine shit and piss.

[STEMO]

We've all got a feminine side to us. I mean, didn't Opti say what a lovely colour it was 

[Marks DTM Calib]

I won't drive the milk float and she won't drive the BMW (she feels it's too quick for a mere girlie)

Any dog-snotter, be it petrol or derv, I will drive. She spends hours doing her nails so she won't go anywhere near a car smelling of canine shit and piss.

Based on that, it must be a dull low power electric (hopefully not the Dacia or Renault equivalent) 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I won't drive the milk float and she won't drive the BMW (she feels it's too quick for a mere girlie)

Any dog-snotter, be it petrol or derv, I will drive. She spends hours doing her nails so she won't go anywhere near a car smelling of canine shit and piss.

Based on that, it must be a dull low power electric (hopefully not the Dacia or Renault equivalent) 

It's probably a base model & spec, cheap and nasty BYD. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

We've all got a feminine side to us. I mean, didn't Opti say what a lovely colour it was 

I said the colour was great, not lovely.

Lovely is how a mincing faggot would describe a colour.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I won't drive the milk float and she won't drive the BMW (she feels it's too quick for a mere girlie)

Any dog-snotter, be it petrol or derv, I will drive. She spends hours doing her nails so she won't go anywhere near a car smelling of canine shit and piss.

Based on that, it must be a dull low power electric (hopefully not the Dacia or Renault equivalent) 

It's probably a base model & spec, cheap and nasty BYD. 

It's her birthday next Thursday so we hope to pick it up then.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I won't drive the milk float and she won't drive the BMW (she feels it's too quick for a mere girlie)

Any dog-snotter, be it petrol or derv, I will drive. She spends hours doing her nails so she won't go anywhere near a car smelling of canine shit and piss.

Based on that, it must be a dull low power electric (hopefully not the Dacia or Renault equivalent) 

It's probably a base model & spec, cheap and nasty BYD. 

It's her birthday next Thursday so we hope to pick it up then.

Fab, and if you're really after a cheap old car that smells of canine shit and piss, I think we know of an Astra up Barnsley way that might suit? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I won't drive the milk float and she won't drive the BMW (she feels it's too quick for a mere girlie)

Any dog-snotter, be it petrol or derv, I will drive. She spends hours doing her nails so she won't go anywhere near a car smelling of canine shit and piss.

Based on that, it must be a dull low power electric (hopefully not the Dacia or Renault equivalent) 

It's probably a base model & spec, cheap and nasty BYD. 

It's her birthday next Thursday so we hope to pick it up then.

Fab, and if you're really after a cheap old car that smells of canine shit and piss, I think we know of an Astra up Barnsley way that might suit? 

I would consider this. If the old boy still owns it.

[STEMO]

I won't drive the milk float and she won't drive the BMW (she feels it's too quick for a mere girlie)

Any dog-snotter, be it petrol or derv, I will drive. She spends hours doing her nails so she won't go anywhere near a car smelling of canine shit and piss.

Based on that, it must be a dull low power electric (hopefully not the Dacia or Renault equivalent) 

It's probably a base model & spec, cheap and nasty BYD. 

It's her birthday next Thursday so we hope to pick it up then.

Fab, and if you're really after a cheap old car that smells of canine shit and piss, I think we know of an Astra up Barnsley way that might suit? 

Yes, and you can have it for two grand 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I won't drive the milk float and she won't drive the BMW (she feels it's too quick for a mere girlie)

Any dog-snotter, be it petrol or derv, I will drive. She spends hours doing her nails so she won't go anywhere near a car smelling of canine shit and piss.

Based on that, it must be a dull low power electric (hopefully not the Dacia or Renault equivalent) 

It's probably a base model & spec, cheap and nasty BYD. 

It's her birthday next Thursday so we hope to pick it up then.

Fab, and if you're really after a cheap old car that smells of canine shit and piss, I think we know of an Astra up Barnsley way that might suit? 

Yes, and you can have it for two grand 

Bargain. That's loose change for our Lord Opti! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I won't drive the milk float and she won't drive the BMW (she feels it's too quick for a mere girlie)

Any dog-snotter, be it petrol or derv, I will drive. She spends hours doing her nails so she won't go anywhere near a car smelling of canine shit and piss.

Based on that, it must be a dull low power electric (hopefully not the Dacia or Renault equivalent) 

It's probably a base model & spec, cheap and nasty BYD. 

It's her birthday next Thursday so we hope to pick it up then.

Fab, and if you're really after a cheap old car that smells of canine shit and piss, I think we know of an Astra up Barnsley way that might suit? 

Yes, and you can have it for two grand 

If it's roadworthy and has an MOT I could be interested. Not bothered it will smell of dog piss.

Can't remember now if it's the 1.6 or 2 litre one.

[STEMO]

It's a 1.6 auto. Comes with a long list of added extras: Pink front doors, blank infotainment screen, malfunctioning gearbox to mention just a few.

MOT till August