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Re: LAUGH I NEARLY CRIED - CHECK THIS idiot OUT
« Reply #15 on: 16 July 2007, 00:42:57 »
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Better get meself some axle stands before a pic of me turns up on here! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry guys, but this bloke has all my sympathy... it could have been me. This is how I do my DIY car fixing - in the street. OK, so I use axle stands (you start doing things like that after you have kids of your own...), but I admire the token effort of placing the wheel under the side of the vehicle. And your Omega looks very good from this angle, Mike...

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« Reply #16 on: 16 July 2007, 00:52:32 »
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Better get meself some axle stands before a pic of me turns up on here! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry guys, but this bloke has all my sympathy... it could have been me. This is how I do my DIY car fixing - in the street. OK, so I use axle stands (you start doing things like that after you have kids of your own...), but I admire the token effort of placing the wheel under the side of the vehicle. And your Omega looks very good from this angle, Mike...

:oHow come his head's so far in the wheelarch Mike? [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
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Re: LAUGH I NEARLY CRIED - CHECK THIS idiot OUT
« Reply #17 on: 16 July 2007, 15:22:57 »
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Better get meself some axle stands before a pic of me turns up on here! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry guys, but this bloke has all my sympathy... it could have been me. This is how I do my DIY car fixing - in the street. OK, so I use axle stands (you start doing things like that after you have kids of your own...), but I admire the token effort of placing the wheel under the side of the vehicle. And your Omega looks very good from this angle, Mike...

:oHow come his head's so far in the wheelarch Mike? [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
Perhaps he's trying to commit suicide but ain't got 50p for the gas.  ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 16 July 2007, 19:48:09 »
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Better get meself some axle stands before a pic of me turns up on here! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry guys, but this bloke has all my sympathy... it could have been me. This is how I do my DIY car fixing - in the street. OK, so I use axle stands (you start doing things like that after you have kids of your own...), but I admire the token effort of placing the wheel under the side of the vehicle. And your Omega looks very good from this angle, Mike...

:oHow come his head's so far in the wheelarch Mike? [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

I think he was looking for something ;D...not sure what though ::)
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« Reply #19 on: 16 July 2007, 19:50:32 »
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Better get meself some axle stands before a pic of me turns up on here! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry guys, but this bloke has all my sympathy... it could have been me. This is how I do my DIY car fixing - in the street. OK, so I use axle stands (you start doing things like that after you have kids of your own...), but I admire the token effort of placing the wheel under the side of the vehicle. And your Omega looks very good from this angle, Mike...

:oHow come his head's so far in the wheelarch Mike? [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
Perhaps he's trying to commit suicide but ain't got 50p for the gas.  ;D

Well his wife came out walked across the road in her pj's she had a face mask on (that white stuff) to give him a bowl of rice I think, weel was a bowl of something, did'nt have the camera at hand ;D....oh and that was at 2.45 in the afternoon :-/
« Last Edit: 16 July 2007, 19:51:28 by mickdundee »
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Re: LAUGH I NEARLY CRIED - CHECK THIS idiot OUT
« Reply #20 on: 16 July 2007, 19:59:41 »
So the weekend street theatre is as good in Peckham as it is in Salford during the week eh.
Saw one running round her estate in a tshirt and towel this morning.
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« Reply #21 on: 16 July 2007, 20:59:33 »
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So the weekend street theatre is as good in Peckham as it is in Salford during the week eh.
Saw one running round her estate in a tshirt and towel this morning.
Yeah, and today whilst I was at work, some guy came into the front garden and was filling up a bottle with water and attempting to wash himself, not shirt on but minging, Mrs Dundee caught him, so at dinnertime I removed the tap handle to prevent further abuse of my water tap :y
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« Reply #22 on: 16 July 2007, 21:17:06 »
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Better get meself some axle stands before a pic of me turns up on here! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry guys, but this bloke has all my sympathy... it could have been me. This is how I do my DIY car fixing - in the street. OK, so I use axle stands (you start doing things like that after you have kids of your own...), but I admire the token effort of placing the wheel under the side of the vehicle. And your Omega looks very good from this angle, Mike...

:oHow come his head's so far in the wheelarch Mike? [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

its possible that he deadlocked his car from inside, dropped the keys and they fell through a tiny rust gap in the floor but far enough out of reach and his only way out was by removing the dash and climbing out through the wheel arch....?

come on, Mr Bean would have!!
« Last Edit: 16 July 2007, 21:17:46 by D4NNY »
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Re: LAUGH I NEARLY CRIED - CHECK THIS idiot OUT
« Reply #23 on: 17 July 2007, 00:38:40 »
I’m amazed he didn’t get a Parking Ticket; it’s the only part of Southwark Council that works  -- with brutal efficiency  >:(
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Re: LAUGH I NEARLY CRIED - CHECK THIS idiot OUT
« Reply #24 on: 17 July 2007, 07:05:03 »
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I hope its not a Machine Mart 2t jack, Im on my third one in 18mths and this one wont stay up. i keep complaining but they dont seem to be able to supply a jack which will hold a car up for long enough to swap a wheel. >:(
Don't say that, I have one  :'(

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« Reply #25 on: 17 July 2007, 15:57:04 »
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Or you could've just reversed back and knocked it off the jack.  ;D



 ;D i know i shouldnt but what the hell  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: LAUGH I NEARLY CRIED - CHECK THIS idiot OUT
« Reply #26 on: 17 July 2007, 16:07:44 »
You mean that you park that beautiful car in Peckham!!!   You deserve to be blocked in  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Just a thought!  He's not a Clamper is he?
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Re: LAUGH I NEARLY CRIED - CHECK THIS idiot OUT
« Reply #27 on: 17 July 2007, 17:46:55 »
 I hope you checked if the guy was ok with a jack like that he may be contemplating suicide, ;D especially driving a car like that  8-)
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Re: LAUGH I NEARLY CRIED - CHECK THIS idiot OUT
« Reply #28 on: 17 July 2007, 19:39:11 »
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You mean that you park that beautiful car in Peckham!!!   You deserve to be blocked in  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Just a thought!  He's not a Clamper is he?


I live in peckham so I don't have much choice on where I park, other than peckham ::),,,,unless I travel to Huntingdon every weekend and leave it at my brothers place ::)
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Re: LAUGH I NEARLY CRIED - CHECK THIS idiot OUT
« Reply #29 on: 17 July 2007, 19:42:10 »
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I hope you checked if the guy was ok with a jack like that he may be contemplating suicide, ;D especially driving a car like that  8-)

I can confirm that the chinese guy is fine, saw his car parked in 2 places today the most recent 2 doors away from me, tidying up his boot with a pair of black gloves on, he did wear those same gloves at the weekend, i thought his hands were covered in oil/dirt from the car until I had a closer look. Oh and guesss where I have been parked for the past two evenings, the same spot as in the pics :-X  
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