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Re: ooer
« Reply #15 on: 25 August 2007, 18:09:05 »
Two blokes walking along a street and a pretty girl passes, 'Did you see that?' says the first bloke, 'Yes I saw it' says the second bloke, 'Don't get so excited.

Bit further on, 1st bloke 'Did you see that? 2nd bloke, 'Yes I saw it, don't get excited', 1st bloke, 'What did you tread in it for then?'
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« Reply #16 on: 25 August 2007, 20:53:50 »
was in Essex a few weeks ago, was slightly lost and knew that my location was near a B&Q......

Pulled up alongside this blonde and said 's'cuse me love you you know if there is a B&Q in Essex?

She thought for a second and said na mate....there's a E, S, S, E, X......but no B&Q  ;D

i'll get me coat   :-X
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