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Re: Still Too Quiet...
« Reply #15 on: 27 August 2007, 22:01:03 »
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;DDoes it really matter what bog roll you use as long as you have got something to wipe your ass with ;D
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Well, I was in Tesco in St Ives the other day and noticed that they still sell IZAL. For those of you who are old enough you will remember that was the stuff that was as absorbant as grease proof and as comfortable as sandpaper.  :'( :'(

That's all we had at school.
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Re: Still Too Quiet...
« Reply #16 on: 27 August 2007, 22:03:06 »
Used to work for a large, ex-public company, and when I started, they used the standard 'Government Property' smear stuff  :o
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« Reply #17 on: 27 August 2007, 22:07:25 »
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Used to work for a large, ex-public company, and when I started, they used the standard 'Government Property' smear stuff  :o

That stuff must have been invented by commitee. It was absolutely not fit for purpose.  :-? :-?
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Re: Still Too Quiet...
« Reply #18 on: 27 August 2007, 22:07:29 »
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;DDoes it really matter what bog roll you use as long as you have got something to wipe your ass with ;D
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Well, I was in Tesco in St Ives the other day and noticed that they still sell IZAL. For those of you who are old enough you will remember that was the stuff that was as absorbant as grease proof and as comfortable as sandpaper.  :'( :'(

That's all we had at school.

 :oI remember that at primary school. :o
 ;DAt least my mum got the soft stuff ;D
or would have had a sore as*
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Re: Still Too Quiet...
« Reply #19 on: 27 August 2007, 22:11:08 »
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Used to work for a large, ex-public company, and when I started, they used the standard 'Government Property' smear stuff  :o

That stuff must have been invented by commitee. It was absolutely not fit for purpose.  :-? :-?
Nah, designed that way.  Consider if you were in charge of the civil service - smear wipe cures too issues:

1) People nicking it (must stuff was nicked by employees)
2) Stop people, err, 'doing their business' in works time


Absolutely fit for purpose ;)
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Re: Still Too Quiet...
« Reply #20 on: 27 August 2007, 22:13:56 »
I feel much better now. We have our very own toilet roll thread.

Should I rename it so everyone can join in?

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Re: Still Too Quiet...
« Reply #21 on: 27 August 2007, 22:17:04 »
Yes go on then :y
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Re: Still Too Quiet...
« Reply #22 on: 27 August 2007, 22:19:54 »
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Yes go on then :y

Naaah. It says we have to keep things clean and that defeats the object.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Still Too Quiet...
« Reply #23 on: 27 August 2007, 22:22:24 »
HeHe

"Bog roll anyone"
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Re: Still Too Quiet...
« Reply #24 on: 27 August 2007, 23:39:41 »
Tesco for us - I remember the tracing paper - works if you spit on it.

At a previous job I used to liberate paper for my bedsit
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