Weird people!!!

[Bo Bo]

Bad news, I got the job  Starting it on Monday, May be gone some time

Hope you're back in time for Santa Pod!

[Timbuk]

Bad news, I got the job  Starting it on Monday, May be gone some time

Hope you're back in time for Santa Pod!

[Elite Pete]

You obviously didn't realize that "do you wnt some guitar lessons" is code for me and my wife are SWINGERS  

[Timbuk]

You obviously didn't realize that "do you wnt some guitar lessons" is code for me and my wife are SWINGERS  

I was half expecting  ' We've got some friends in Sweden that live in a remote log cabin, would you like to meet them '  

[Big Rod]

Bad news, I got the job  Starting it on Monday, May be gone some time

By the sounds of it, it was a forgone conclusion!!!  

Have a ball!!!  

[Auto Addict]

Reminds me of the bloke who asked his wife if she fancied back to back sex, how can you have back to back sex she said, we could ask the neighbours round he replied.

[mr des]

try walking around with a camera the size of your leg and the ability to put people on tv.

[Timbuk]

Starting this job in the morning, so if i don't make it home it was nice talking to you all [smiley=cry.gif]

Oh yeah, you can have my new nankangs AA

[Taxi_Driver]

Starting this job in the morning, so if i don't make it home it was nice talking to you all [smiley=cry.gif]

Oh yeah, you can have my new nankangs AA

Best of luck Tim  [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

AA probably wont want your new nankangs......i expect he'll get another 50k miles out of his  

I'll have them tho  

[Timbuk]

Starting this job in the morning, so if i don't make it home it was nice talking to you all [smiley=cry.gif]

Oh yeah, you can have my new nankangs AA

Best of luck Tim  [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

AA probably wont want your new nankangs......i expect he'll get another 50k miles out of his  

I'll have them tho  

Thats just greed TD, you've still got 17k left on yours

[Taxi_Driver]

17k = about 4 months.....i'll keep em nice and cosy in the shed....just in case u manage to escape....then you can have em back  

[Timbuk]

17k = about 4 months.....i'll keep em nice and cosy in the shed....just in case u manage to escape....then you can have em back  

Very thoughtful of you TD. I've got Captainzok on standby with a pickaxe incase i end up under the patio

Dunno why im larfin

[Taxi_Driver]

17k = about 4 months.....i'll keep em nice and cosy in the shed....just in case u manage to escape....then you can have em back  

Very thoughtful of you TD. I've got Captainzok on standby with a pickaxe incase i end up under the patio

Dunno why im larfin

Could be the other way, did you spot mirrors on their bedroom ceiling when they gave you the grand tour......or 2 person showers in the bathroom  

[Timbuk]

17k = about 4 months.....i'll keep em nice and cosy in the shed....just in case u manage to escape....then you can have em back  

Very thoughtful of you TD. I've got Captainzok on standby with a pickaxe incase i end up under the patio

Dunno why im larfin

Could be the other way, did you spot mirrors on their bedroom ceiling when they gave you the grand tour......or 2 person showers in the bathroom  

It's the cellar that worries me

[Taxi_Driver]

Tell them you've got mates that drive Omegas.....then go onto to explain how to change the cambelt/tensionsers etc.....change the hbv....change the head gaskets.....change the oil cooler....by this time they should have got extremly bored and left the building