Should I complain?

[Kevin Wood]

Or, as I saw a rather inebriated Scottish gentleman do once, take your big mac, complete with gallons of that horrible sickly relish, gherkins, etc, in the palm of your hand, lift it over your shoulder and slap it down onto the counter in a wide arc whilst yelling "there's a 'kin pube in this!"

OK. so he didn't get a replacement, he got escoprted from the premises but I couldn't eat my burger for 10 minutes for fear of splitting my sides. By which time it was a bit cold....  

Kevin

[Pitchfork]

My son-in-law is a Police Officer based in Alton & you're correct in assuming that there is a lack of available resource

Ah, small world! In Alton they seem to have their hands full keeping bored teenagers out of mischief and dealing with bikers falling off the black stuff on the A339.

Kevin

Bored teenagers, Drugs, Domestics caused by an excess of Stella Artois (AKA Wife Beater) & of course the lethal A339 between Basingstoke & Alton. (It's not just Bikers that travel too fast on this road, he's had to check for a pulse on several car drivers too)
Rural Idyll??
IW

[TheBoy]

Nought wrong with a pint or 2 of Wife Beater

[Kevin Wood]

Nought wrong with a pint or 2 of Wife Beater

... when proper beer is in short supply  

Kevin