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Re: Spiders
« Reply #15 on: 01 October 2007, 23:01:24 »
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Why are there so many of the horrid things in my house - I hate them  >:(

I tend to watch TV in the dark and the little b@stards scuttle across the floor at night.

Killed 4 in the last 3 days - all huge, but I've trapped one in a glass tonight as it's TOO BIG to squish. :'(

So its your fault its been pissing it down then :P [smiley=vrolijk_1.gif] [smiley=vrolijk_1.gif]

It's lovely and dry up north. T shirt weather this afternoon.  :y
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #16 on: 01 October 2007, 23:02:29 »
Spiders, i hate them, i will freak if i see them, them make me go all cold ::)
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« Reply #17 on: 01 October 2007, 23:03:16 »
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Why are there so many of the horrid things in my house - I hate them  >:(

I tend to watch TV in the dark and the little b@stards scuttle across the floor at night.

Killed 4 in the last 3 days - all huge, but I've trapped one in a glass tonight as it's TOO BIG to squish. :'(

So its your fault its been pissing it down then :P [smiley=vrolijk_1.gif] [smiley=vrolijk_1.gif]

It's lovely and dry up north. T shirt weather this afternoon.  :y


I might just kill a couple in that case, maybe it will piss down up north then ;D ;D
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #18 on: 01 October 2007, 23:04:43 »
Try this, Spider on a table, i  say to it come here & it walks towards me. I say go away & it walks away from me. Then i pull all its legs off, & say come here & it does not move, then i say go away & it still don't move so theory is that if you pull all the spiders legs off









































it goes deaf  ;D ;D
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #19 on: 01 October 2007, 23:08:08 »
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:)Statistacally we all swallow on average 3 or 4 ayear in our sleep without realizing it.
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I think that depends on how many times you go camping ;D
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #20 on: 01 October 2007, 23:08:46 »
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Try this, Spider on a table, i  say to it come here & it walks towards me. I say go away & it walks away from me. Then i pull all its legs off, & say come here & it does not move, then i say go away & it still don't move so theory is that if you pull all the spiders legs off









































it goes deaf  ;D ;D

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I asked my daughter if she knew how I'd managed to make a spider run in circles. "Dunno" she replied. " Easy, smash half it's legs off and it goes like stink  ;D
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #21 on: 01 October 2007, 23:31:25 »
Well if you follow the theory of karma then most of you guys are not looking good....  ;)

I don't mind spiders, they don't harm me and I don't kill them. Seems to work for me.  :)
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #22 on: 01 October 2007, 23:48:06 »
Someone told me today that the common house spider's venom is more deadly than the black widow. The problem is that it has no way of delivering it.  :o :o

Don't know if it's true or just apocryphal but...
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« Reply #23 on: 02 October 2007, 07:37:59 »
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I don't mind spiders, they don't harm me and I don't kill them. Seems to work for me.  :)
Couldn't agree more.....
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« Reply #24 on: 02 October 2007, 08:45:03 »
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I don't mind spiders, they don't harm me and I don't kill them. Seems to work for me.  :)
Couldn't agree more.....

Same here, if I can get to it before the cat I pick it up and put it outside :y
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #25 on: 02 October 2007, 08:49:25 »
It's said that the average person swallows about 4 spiders in their sleep in their lifetime ::)
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #26 on: 02 October 2007, 08:51:46 »
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Well if you follow the theory of karma then most of you guys are not looking good....  ;)

I don't mind spiders, they don't harm me and I don't kill them. Seems to work for me.  :)

i agree but try explaining that to a hysterical 40 year old woman who is on the verge of violence because i am 'banging on about Karma'

her solution was 'kill the effing thing i'll deal with the karma later'
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #27 on: 02 October 2007, 09:20:37 »
The Spiders at our house are BIG sometime times il come down at night and just see one sitting on the floor as if to say GO ON I DARE YOU. Some times ill get them other times let the cat deal with it. Must say that we have had a lot less since we have had the cat. :y
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #28 on: 02 October 2007, 09:28:01 »
He He. Went out into the garage with Emma yesterday evening. Turned round and there was a big f**k off garage spider just calmly sitting on her shoulder ;D

I figured she'd throw a wobbly if I pointed it out to her so I calmly brushed it off her shoulder with my hand and it ran off down her back. She started to notice something was up but by this time I had collected the spider and dropped him onto the floor. She asked what I was up to and I calmly explained that there had been a spider sitting on her shoulder but it's OK, I'd sorted it out and pointed to the floor where Boris was still sitting there contemplating his next move. Waaaaah!  ;D

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #29 on: 02 October 2007, 09:30:56 »
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He He. Went out into the garage with Emma yesterday evening. Turned round and there was a big f**k off garage spider just calmly sitting on her shoulder ;D

I figured she'd throw a wobbly if I pointed it out to her so I calmly brushed it off her shoulder with my hand and it ran off down her back. She started to notice something was up but by this time I had collected the spider and dropped him onto the floor. She asked what I was up to and I calmly explained that there had been a spider sitting on her shoulder but it's OK, I'd sorted it out and pointed to the floor where Boris was still sitting there contemplating his next move. Waaaaah!  ;D

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Im now kind of panicky about this spider talk as im in Feurteventura next week, and the cockroaches are huge  :(
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