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sir moanalot

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ive heard this one???
« on: 13 October 2007, 11:49:28 »

The bad twin dies during a bank robbery and the good twin is distraught. missing him dearly he decides to end it all to be with him.
when he gets to the pearley gates he asks "wheres my brother"? the reply upsets him, -he is down in the "other place".
"will i ever be able to see him" he asks. the heaven administrator make a portal available to him and on viewing he is confused.
"i can see my brother down there with a beautiful blonde sitting on his lap and a keg of beer next too him, whats so bad about that"?
to which the reply was "one has a hole in it the other does not" !!!!!
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yet another miserable day in rip off britain !!!

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Re: ive heard this one???
« Reply #1 on: 13 October 2007, 16:16:07 »

class ;D ;D :y
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