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mick-1975

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donkey and chicken  
« on: 23 November 2007, 20:22:15 »



       A donkey and a chicken in a field ,when the donkey
falls down a hole.The chicken races over and jumps in to  
the farmers bmw, using a rope pulls him out..
 
  following week there in the field and the chicken falls down the  
same hole.
he tells the donkey 2 run and get the bmw,instead the donkey strolls over, drops his cock in 2 the hole and the chicken  climbs out...
 
  moral of the story , if your hung like a donkey
 u don,t need a bmw 2 pull a chick............  
  
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Re: donkey and chicken  
« Reply #1 on: 23 November 2007, 20:26:10 »

Quote

       A donkey and a chicken in a field ,when the donkey
falls down a hole.The chicken races over and jumps in to  
the farmers bmw, using a rope pulls him out..
 
  following week there in the field and the chicken falls down the  
same hole.
he tells the donkey 2 run and get the bmw,instead the donkey strolls over, drops his cock in 2 the hole and the chicken  climbs out...
 
  moral of the story , if your hung like a donkey
 u don,t need a bmw 2 pull a chick............  
  
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: donkey and chicken  
« Reply #2 on: 23 November 2007, 20:33:11 »

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       A donkey and a chicken in a field ,when the donkey
falls down a hole.The chicken races over and jumps in to  
the farmers bmw, using a rope pulls him out..
 
  following week there in the field and the chicken falls down the  
same hole.
he tells the donkey 2 run and get the bmw,instead the donkey strolls over, drops his cock in 2 the hole and the chicken  climbs out...
 
  moral of the story , if your hung like a donkey
 u don,t need a bmw 2 pull a chick............  
  
;D ;D ;D ;D

So you are trying to tell me I need a bmw :(
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Re: donkey and chicken  
« Reply #3 on: 23 November 2007, 20:33:28 »

Very good ;D ;D ;D...............Has anyone here got a BMW by any chance ::)
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