... no, I was stone cold sober. But I saw something extremely concerning this morning.
I left Cardiff at 3:30am this morning, to get to work for 5am.
I joined the M4 at Junction 29, heading eastbound towards Bristol / Severn Bridge.
I was doing just under 80mph (dead motorway) and was rapidly approaching a 4x4 that was in the centre lane, with NO lights on. We were the only two vehicles anywhere around. It occurs to me that this guy must be crawling along, given the speed I was approaching him.
Thinking it was odd how he wasn't in lane one, I moved into lane 3 to pass him. As I moved into lane three, I was a few car lengths behind the 4x4, when it also moved half way into lane three - causing me to have to pull out of the overtaking manouver and brake firmly to reduce speed.
Remembering a recent experience, I kept cool and followed patiently at a good distance, waiting for him to move out of my way. But he never.
Thinking how dangerous it was to be doing about 40mph in lane 3 (!) I decided to make myself safer and get back to lane 1.
As I moved back to lane 1, (still a good distance behind it), the 4x4 glanced off the central reservation, and then swerved left. It then settled in the centre lane, and kept driving, in a very erratic manor. I thought it was going to roll. I wanted to try and pass it again, but because of the amount it was swaying between the lanes, I considered it too unsafe to try.
Watching the way he was driving, I thought "enough is enough", so I dialled 999 from my in car phone and asked for the police. I explained to their control precisely what the situation was, and gave an exact motorway location and direction, and the car's reg no. Ok sir she said, thank you for your call, we have put observations out for this vehicle.
Now, bearing in mind this lethal thing is swaying into all of the lanes, I had no way of passing it, unless I wanted to attempt a very illegal and dangerous undertaking manouver using the hard shoulder! So I took the sensible option of keeping a very good distance behind it in lane one, and remaining patient.
I must say, I am not impressed with the police on this occasion. This vehicle kept driving in this manner, down the centre of the M4, with NO lights on, right the way up to Bristol, where I turned off. About 40/50 miles, at a guess. In that time and distance, not a whiff of a Police car, despite my call. There were several locations where police could intercept, including the big J24 at Newport, the M50 junction, Caldicot, the Severn Bridge, and of course the big M4/M5 Bristol interchange. There would have been plenty of time to look at CCTV if needsbe and get a unit to one of these locations.
But nothing. This car continued driving like this up the M4 towards London, when I turned off.
I wonder how far he got. Hopefully no innocent people were hurt as a result of the Police's inability to intercept a clearly drunk driver in a large vehicle causing havoc on the M4 for a 50 mile+ stretch - despite being phoned about it :-/
I normally am the first to defend the Police as we would be lost without them. But on this particular occasion, I feel that they failed miserably.