I haven't read right through yet but the story reminds me of when I bought a 2.5 Elite estate off eBay, located in Staines, 320 miles away. The vendor assured me that the car would drive to Penzance. Well, when I arrived to pick the car up, it was running on 4, maybe 5 cylinders. I was furious. Had I not been so mild-mannered I could have socked the guy. I tried a mad gamble to drive back but it couldn't even stutter to the M4, never mind Penzance. I took the train back (3 changes) and arranged for a recovery guy to pick the car up. Cost me £700 overall. I suppose I should have left it there and demanded my money back. One day I might get my money back in spare parts....
How people can be such barefaced liars is beyond me.
On the upside most of my other eBay purchases have turned out just fine, so I remain the eternal optimist and just regard it as the one of risks of the trade I'm in.