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More Jeremy Clarkson....
« on: 03 January 2008, 14:04:29 »
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Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
« Reply #1 on: 03 January 2008, 14:09:03 »
Im reading one of his many books I got for Christmas. My wife was asking what I was laughing at on the toilet this morning so I told her about the one-liner I had read (which she didnt understand) Clarkson said "his pistons were moving faster that a Bagdad window shopper"

I thought that was hilarious
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« Reply #2 on: 03 January 2008, 14:10:58 »
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Im reading one of his many books I got for Christmas. My wife was asking what I was laughing at on the toilet this morning so I told her about the one-liner I had read (which she didnt understand) Clarkson said "his pistons were moving faster that a Bagdad window shopper"

I thought that was hilarious

Surely after all these years she knows what you're laughing at on the toilet. :D
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« Reply #3 on: 03 January 2008, 14:13:13 »
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Im reading one of his many books I got for Christmas. My wife was asking what I was laughing at on the toilet this morning so I told her about the one-liner I had read (which she didnt understand) Clarkson said "his pistons were moving faster that a Bagdad window shopper"

I thought that was hilarious

Surely after all these years she knows what you're laughing at on the toilet. :D

Yeah me sitting on the toilet and peeing in the bath ;)
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Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
« Reply #4 on: 03 January 2008, 14:13:59 »
Hmm. It's a sign of how bad things have got when you can read that and think "Well, actually....".

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« Reply #5 on: 03 January 2008, 14:16:40 »
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Im reading one of his many books I got for Christmas. My wife was asking what I was laughing at on the toilet this morning so I told her about the one-liner I had read (which she didnt understand) Clarkson said "his pistons were moving faster that a Bagdad window shopper"

I thought that was hilarious

Surely after all these years she knows what you're laughing at on the toilet. :D

Yeah me sitting on the toilet and peeing in the bath ;)

Yeah yeah  ;D ;D
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Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
« Reply #6 on: 03 January 2008, 14:38:59 »
he gets my vote!
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« Reply #7 on: 03 January 2008, 17:26:24 »
He gets mine to
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« Reply #8 on: 03 January 2008, 17:28:19 »
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he gets my vote!

Can  I put my hand up twice? ::)
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Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
« Reply #9 on: 03 January 2008, 20:03:14 »
I love his Humor, and i like the way he takes the p*ss ;D ;D
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Re: More Jeremy Clarkson....
« Reply #10 on: 03 January 2008, 22:30:47 »
Gets my vote too, except for diesel cars, I like my mpg figures.
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« Reply #11 on: 03 January 2008, 22:40:36 »
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Im reading one of his many books I got for Christmas. My wife was asking what I was laughing at on the toilet this morning so I told her about the one-liner I had read (which she didnt understand) Clarkson said "his pistons were moving faster that a Bagdad window shopper"

I thought that was hilarious

Surely after all these years she knows what you're laughing at on the toilet. :D

Yeah me sitting on the toilet and peeing in the bath ;)

I'm a gentleman and don't pee in the bath, I do it in the sponge and squeeze it into the washbasin  ::)
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