Ok, to summarize and clear my head a bit:
Possible causes so far:
- Blocked exhaust (both cats?)
- Restriction in the intake (very unlikely)
- spark plugs (unlikely, they look brand new)
- HT leads (possible, but the error is constant. I think bad HT leads would cause erratic behaviour)
- DIS pack (this is my number one suspect)
- ECU (Gives me an error when reading codes (136))
- Fuel supply (have changed filter and the pump is one year old). I can't notice any difference any way I connect the FPR vacuum. Open air, constant vacuum, pre-plenum vacuum.. No difference at all, but other errors could mask the difference due to poor performance.
- MAF (no error codes on it, but doesn't say it works. Have not tried disconnecting)
- Intake air temp (car can barely drive with it disconnected and gives me an error)
- Knock sensors disconnected once, gives me an error and retards timing to "undriveable"
- TPS not touched yet
- Oxygen sensors not touched yet
- Timing (belt) is spot on
- Camshaft sensor not touched yet
- Crankshaft sensor not touched yet
- Compression test: not done so far, but maybe give it a try?
- Intake leakage? Haven't heard any obvious signs of it, but I will try spraying it (and joints here and there)
- Vacuum mixup? Think it's ok (although FPR is "misplaced" on purpose right now)
Symptoms:
- Starts and idles very very smooth
- Drives ok with light throttle and low to medium revs. Very occasional misfire especially with a bit load, but all V6 I've had did that. Normal?
- Flooring it from standstill (1st gear): Not much of a kick, stutters almost like the TC is restricting (even if it's turned off). Kicks a bit at 4000 rpm. Second gear: Shakes and hesitates below 4000, but giving a punch when the front multi ram opens, although not giving full power. Flats out at 4700 and up (it will rev but not very eager). 5th gear: Ok for maintaining speed, but forget accellerating uphill from 60mph (not very steep).
- Exhaust is very hot (you can't touch the tailpipe). Sounds normal - i think. Cats doesn't glow in the dark and overall seems normal, exhaust should be hot.. My tailpipe on the Cavalier and Carlton melted rear diffusors so not shocked by this.
Oh well, this could be a long read; but this gives me and hopefully other readers a better overall picture of the situation. Sourcing parts in Norway is a pain in the [insert rude word here] so I have to use ebay for most.
If anyone have more clues or things to check they're more than welcome to give me a hint

I'm about to go mad (if I haven't already)..