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Author Topic: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shock! Horror!  Heeeeelp!  (Read 5902 times)

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Re: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shock! Horror!  Heeeeelp!
« Reply #30 on: 31 January 2008, 12:10:24 »
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Hi. I am a newbie and I never hard of markjay  ::)

Hmmm......looks like Markjay has left the forum. Perhaps MDTM should dish his post counts out to everyone else on here. ::) ;D ;D ;D

you were right about these nasty devils Bob  [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D ;D

Vultures! the lot of you!  >:(

Ahhmm... sorry, I forgot that I don't actually care because I am not markjay... :-[

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Re: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shock! Horror!  Heeeeelp!
« Reply #31 on: 31 January 2008, 12:11:36 »
Ok....so who wants all of Markjays 455 posts?
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« Reply #32 on: 31 January 2008, 12:12:01 »
Yeeepeee! 21 posts!  well done me!  :y
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« Reply #33 on: 31 January 2008, 12:12:55 »
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Ok....so who wants all of Markjays 455 posts?

I... heard... that....  >:(

..but as said I don't care because I am not markjay.... :'(
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« Reply #34 on: 31 January 2008, 23:39:30 »
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Ok....so who wants all of Markjays 455 posts?

I... heard... that....  >:(

..but as said I don't care because I am not markjay.... :'(


ohhh that would take me to Baron.....go on then, you persuaded me  ;)
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« Reply #35 on: 01 February 2008, 07:53:21 »
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Ok....so who wants all of Markjays 455 posts?

I... heard... that....  >:(

..but as said I don't care because I am not markjay.... :'(


ohhh that would take me to Baron.....go on then, you persuaded me  ;)

A robbing Baron, that is....  >:(
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Re: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shock! Horror!  Heeeeelp!
« Reply #36 on: 02 February 2008, 15:24:52 »
All hale... errr... Junior Member MJ!

(52 posts)

 >:(
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Re: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shock! Horror!  Heeeeelp!
« Reply #37 on: 02 February 2008, 15:32:04 »
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All hale... errr... Junior Member MJ!

(52 posts)

 >:(

53  ::)
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« Reply #38 on: 04 February 2008, 14:29:12 »
Yeeepeee! I am me again!  :) :y

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« Reply #39 on: 04 February 2008, 14:34:53 »
'... I admit that the admins are....'?  :o What the.... err yes yes, I admit. Sorry  :)
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Re: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shock! Horror!  Heeeeelp!
« Reply #40 on: 04 February 2008, 15:04:16 »
I think impersonating another member ('IamNOTMarkjay') warrants punishment!

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Re: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shock! Horror!  Heeeeelp!
« Reply #41 on: 04 February 2008, 15:51:42 »
I think a reasonably reliable way of bribing TB, MDTM and LB66, would be
 nail 2 or 3 haynes book of lies to a board , covered with emery paper for grip..  , to give them the extra height/reach when leaning over the bonnet of a car on stands....  

 and provide them each with one of the fancy new heat belts for back pain that are being advertised on telly these days....  

along with cuppa's every 45 minutes,

 bacon butties on demand,

 and a decent swedish massage at the end of the day, (and any time they feel like it during the day...) delivered NOT by you, but a nice authentic , fit swedish babe./...  


I reckon they'd all be happy , a day fixing Omegas , and no aches or pains unserviced!


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Re: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shock! Horror!  Heeeeelp!
« Reply #42 on: 04 February 2008, 15:54:23 »
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I think a reasonably reliable way of bribing TB, MDTM and LB66, would be
 nail 2 or 3 haynes book of lies to a board , covered with emery paper for grip..  , to give them the extra height/reach when leaning over the bonnet of a car on stands....  

 and provide them each with one of the fancy new heat belts for back pain that are being advertised on telly these days....  

along with cuppa's every 45 minutes,

 bacon butties on demand,

 and a decent swedish massage at the end of the day, (and any time they feel like it during the day...) delivered NOT by you, but a nice authentic , fit swedish babe./...  


I reckon they'd all be happy , a day fixing Omegas , and no aches or pains unserviced!


what a bloody good idea....
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Re: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shock! Horror!  Heeeeelp!
« Reply #43 on: 04 February 2008, 16:34:52 »
i'm full of em me !  :y
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Re: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Shock! Horror!  Heeeeelp!
« Reply #44 on: 04 February 2008, 17:21:10 »
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I think impersonating another member ('IamNOTMarkjay') warrants punishment!

:P

Blyme... not again  :'(
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