Another story from the last few days of my student life....
I had been to Rock City (nottingham) with a good mate on a Friday night and we were (ever so) slightly drunk (I dont drink anymore).....on walking down past the concert hall to upper parliment street my mate found a dead pidgeon which he picked up.
It had been there a while as it was nice and stiff with one wing straight out and the other folded in. It had the usual dead animal slightly pissed off look in its face to (guess it had been hit by a rotten Nissan taxi in a hurry whilt it was trying to get its leg over)
We walked a bit further until we reached Burger King (near the Victoria centre) which was absolutely heaving (late on a Friday night) and my friend said, what we gonna do with this.
I had a brain wave and opened the door of Burger King and shouted Pidgeon.....
.....at which point a deadly silence fell upon the place and there were a load of people looking at me.
For some god unknown reason I threw the pidgeon at the counter and to this day I can still picture what appeared to be slow motion as this bird flew through the air and the crowd at the counter parted, the bird hit the top of the counter and feathers went every where as the bird skidded off the counter and into where the staff were stood.
We just quietly, closed the door and walked home with screams and panic left inside and it wasnt until we got back to the house we finaly realised what we (I) had done!
They now have bouncers on the door at night
True story.....gets discussed every time we go for a big night out (although I dont drink)
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